Need police in a hurry! Here's a thought ....

HOW TO CALL  THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go
turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things.  He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?'
and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that
he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available.

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again.  'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry
about them now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.Within five
minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a
paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and
caught the burglars  red-handed . One of the Policemen said to George:
'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you
said there was nobody available!

  Don't mess with old people