Crazy...but worth the duct tape...

[andis_stuff] Ranting, profanity and high end haberdashery! It must be Tuesday!

     Ever type out a comment to someones blog and end up deleting it because it's just too mean and it will just bring down a big pile of disgruntle-ness [it's a word] on your head?  Yeah, me neither.
    I have been told that people enjoy my posts because I say what they think.  Who am I to deny others their emotional release?  Come...let me free your inner bitch...

I thought you were leaving and never coming back.

That is the ugliest damn thing I have ever seen.

I think your banner has just replaced clowns as my most feared thing on Earth.  Why is it...doing...that...

My god you make me want to hit someone.

I swear to the gods I will read your whole post and help you with your problem if you re-type it with paragraphs, punctuation and spaces between the words.  OK...just the spaces between the words then...

I hear stealing graphics makes baby Jesus cry.

I'm sorry, I know you paid for your blog style and music but I have Firefox, not an uncommon browser.  Your style does not render correctly and, thank the gods, your embedded music player is not compatible.  I'm sure your designer told you...

The more you refer to yourself as stupid the more people are going to start agreeing with you.

Please, shut up.

Why pay?  I'll do that for free. [really, if I had a quarter for every time I said that...hey...look...Elvis...]


     So, now that you are needlessly trying to figure out who my comments are about [they are about you, they are always about you] go check out my high end men's ties.  Why?  What else are you going to buy...another damn banner?

:::sits back and waits to be shamed by angry villagers with torches and pointy sticks:::



  Look!  Crap you want!! - qsell
Burberry Silk Tie Pink Red Box Flower Prorsum Horse
$3.99
Salvatore Ferragamo Silk Tie Italy Blue Red Gold Horses
$3.99
Minnesota Twins Baseball MLB Tie Metrodome
$4.99
Free Quick*Sell Gallery from ISDN*tek



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f4cphantom2
Hi andis your still look'in good... God bless !!! :)
Mar-20-07 19:31:41 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Thanks Phantom :)
Mar-20-07 19:32:02 PDT Report this comment
gwzcomps
oohh crap I want
Mar-20-07 19:32:10 PDT Report this comment
oldbarntradingco
my thoughts exactly
I think I luv u

penis
Mar-20-07 19:32:53 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
well...it's not crap *I* want...
Mar-20-07 19:33:06 PDT Report this comment
vt_pure_angel
LOL *shaking head from side to side - starting to giggle - whole body starting to shake - Full fledge body laugh with a snort! :D
Mar-20-07 19:33:14 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
penis!!! :)
Mar-20-07 19:33:19 PDT Report this comment
tabsblog
soyoudon'tlikeitwhenthere'snospaces????
Mar-20-07 19:33:54 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
noitbugsmelikedamnanimatedsparkleycraplol
Mar-20-07 19:34:25 PDT Report this comment
oldbarntradingco
andthef'nmusicthatannoysthecrapouttamah
Mar-20-07 19:35:05 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
I don't want to sound stupid, but is this the place to buy a new blog style?
Mar-20-07 19:35:57 PDT Report this comment
vt_pure_angel
ithinkthecureisastiff....................................drink :D
Mar-20-07 19:36:03 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
LOL...you should see the ones I chose not to post :)
Mar-20-07 19:36:37 PDT Report this comment
oldbarntradingco
LOL Q!!!
for $5
and I'll show you the code and my stuff is not stolen ok?
Mar-20-07 19:36:56 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
QM...why pay? I do that for free.....doh!


LOL
Mar-20-07 19:37:10 PDT Report this comment
tabsblog
K... just... for... you... punctuation !*#%W*&%^*@$^*@#??????????????? a n d s p a c e s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy



Now???
Thought
I should
throw
in a
para-
graph


or two
Mar-20-07 19:37:43 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Hi, stylish girls!
Mar-20-07 19:37:49 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Yellow! Showin' people your code!!! Tramp!!!

:::sniff...so proud:::
Mar-20-07 19:38:21 PDT Report this comment
jcarolek
Tie me Kangaroo DOWN Sport, Tie me Kangaroo Down!

LOL...as always...I KNEW it was all about ME!
Mar-20-07 19:38:39 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Ohhh...tabs has mastered whitespace...ooohhhh....so soothing :)
Mar-20-07 19:38:55 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Hahahahaha! Hi, tramp girls!
Mar-20-07 19:39:00 PDT Report this comment
vt_pure_angel
Did someone say free shows?? :D
Mar-20-07 19:39:25 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
LOL jcarolek :)
Mar-20-07 19:39:47 PDT Report this comment
oldbarntradingco
oh yeah - ummmm- how do i get the muzic in me blog?
Mar-20-07 19:40:10 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
Now what I want, yellow, is some really inspirational music and 36 dancing Spongebobs. CAN YOU DO IT?
Mar-20-07 19:40:57 PDT Report this comment
cuppers97305
this is just too funny
Mar-20-07 19:41:06 PDT Report this comment
toyandgiftdepot
Not angy villages with torches...nothing good ever comes after the angy villagers light those torches.

Here...here!

And may I quote you?
Mar-20-07 19:41:07 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Yellow...easy...hook up your stereo and face the speakers towards the monitor. Now, crank the volume with your blog page open...
Mar-20-07 19:41:20 PDT Report this comment
oldbarntradingco
I'll show you my code because it is not like someone else didn't give me the program for free or anything.

ROFLMAO

WHEWEEE I feel good...
Mar-20-07 19:42:01 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Feel free to quote me...just don't hold me responsible when the villagers show up at your door...
Mar-20-07 19:42:20 PDT Report this comment
saenzmom
Andis?


Are you ready?


For a ???????????
Mar-20-07 19:43:29 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
NO!!! The code is super secret and must be hidden, craftily, amongst the unintelligible html secret coding language of 7th degree plumbers...or masons...or something...
Mar-20-07 19:43:43 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Hi rivera :)

Saenz...what you got for me today? :)
Mar-20-07 19:44:11 PDT Report this comment
oldbarntradingco
My eyes are still flashing from the glitter blogs earlier today...WOW...
it was like Big Earl's Goldmine in here
Mar-20-07 19:44:15 PDT Report this comment
waitresschik
Hehehehe I'm not gonna say NUFIN 'bout Nufin
**sits back and enjoys the blog**
Mar-20-07 19:44:18 PDT Report this comment
saenzmom
Eeem Heemmmm?

Do you want me say in front of the Majority? I might OFFEND.


ROFL
Mar-20-07 19:45:10 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Nufin...there has to be a rapper named Nufin...
Mar-20-07 19:45:29 PDT Report this comment
saenzmom
Hey, didn't Howard Stern (sans K) do the speaker thing?
Mar-20-07 19:46:04 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Saenz...you new here? LOL

People come here to be offended...or amused...whatever they are into :)
Mar-20-07 19:46:07 PDT Report this comment
waitresschik
((looks around))
rapper? wrapper? is it yellow?
Mar-20-07 19:46:13 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Well...not to a blog he didn't...it was a caller :)
Mar-20-07 19:46:40 PDT Report this comment
toyandgiftdepot
I'd like to buy 3 "r"s please, Vanna. Please put 2 them after the "g"s so we have angry villagers with torches.

And please put one "r" between the "e" and the "s" in "villages."

Thank You....

I'll solve the puzzle now Alex.

"Not angry villagers with torches...nothing good ever comes after the angry villagers light those torches."
Mar-20-07 19:47:05 PDT Report this comment
oldbarntradingco
I only rap for Luna and Bethel, world famoose poop artists
Mar-20-07 19:47:18 PDT Report this comment
qmbridges
And an excellent rapper Yellow is.
Mar-20-07 19:48:02 PDT Report this comment
saenzmom
Spank Spank
Come on and just Spank me
Spank me from the highest--------------------------8============D--Penis
Daddy do you still want me


ROFL---lyrics stolen of course
Mar-20-07 19:48:19 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Is it wrong I equate yellow-wrapper and condoms?

Toyxpress...that took some dedication right there. It scares me a little LOL
Mar-20-07 19:48:22 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff
Someone subdue Saenz...she's going to cause herself a mischief...
Mar-20-07 19:49:19 PDT Report this comment
waitresschik
Andi, of course it's not wrong, you can do no wrong - bloggers are always right!


Each and every one of them ;-)
Mar-20-07 19:49:38 PDT Report this comment
saenzmom
No my day started with Dragon's nekid fisher man. Hubba Hubba
Mar-20-07 19:50:17 PDT Report this comment
oldbarntradingco
no but I would rather be a buttercream candy...or is that the same thing?
Mar-20-07 19:50:32 PDT Report this comment
waitresschik
Yeah kinda made me wanna go fishing (and I hate fish!)
Mar-20-07 19:51:09 PDT Report this comment
saenzmom
I wasn't thinking about fishing but the pole on the other hand. YIKES!
Mar-20-07 19:53:16 PDT Report this comment
andis_stuff