Ever type out a comment to someones blog and end up deleting it because it's just too mean and it will just bring down a big pile of disgruntle-ness [it's a word] on your head? Yeah, me neither.
I have been told that people enjoy my posts because I say what they think. Who am I to deny others their emotional release? Come...let me free your inner bitch...
I thought you were leaving and never coming back.
That is the ugliest damn thing I have ever seen.
I think your banner has just replaced clowns as my most feared thing on Earth. Why is it...doing...that...
My god you make me want to hit someone.
I swear to the gods I will read your whole post and help you with your problem if you re-type it with paragraphs, punctuation and spaces between the words. OK...just the spaces between the words then...
I hear stealing graphics makes baby Jesus cry.
I'm sorry, I know you paid for your blog style and music but I have Firefox, not an uncommon browser. Your style does not render correctly and, thank the gods, your embedded music player is not compatible. I'm sure your designer told you...
The more you refer to yourself as stupid the more people are going to start agreeing with you.
Please, shut up.
Why pay? I'll do that for free. [really, if I had a quarter for every time I said that...hey...look...Elvis...]
So, now that you are needlessly trying to figure out who my comments are about [they are about you, they are always about you] go check out my high end men's ties. Why? What else are you going to buy...another damn banner?
:::sits back and waits to be shamed by angry villagers with torches and pointy sticks:::