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Yards, and Gardens, and Plants, Oh My

Gardening.  I'm used to California garden insects, which consisted primarily of snails; aphids; ladybugs; and butterflies.  Mellow little critters.  Texas insects?  Very big; armed to the teeth (mandibles?); cranky; and scary.  Even the ones that aren't dangerous to humans look like they will clean your clock if you mess with them.  My disinterest in gardening isn't new, or related to my being disabled. I love nature, and gardens, I just don't like gardening.  The first two years I lived in this house, I marveled at how my lawn stayed green during the winter, when my neighbor's yards turned brown.  Eventually I realized that my lawn stayed green year round because it was composed of many things, none of them being grass.  I was xeriscaping before it was cool.  I just called it "survival of the fittest", i.e. my yard was composed of whatever plants didn't die off.  Still, every now and then, I give into the Home Gardening Center side of the Force.

I bought a tiny sage bush and planted it in the front yard when I first moved into this house.  Fourteen years later, the sage bush is huge, and regularly has a display of neon purple flowers.  Fabulous.  I also bought some sort of hedge plants for the front of the house.  Not so fabulous.  Out of the six hedge plants, one is ridiculously huge and healthy; four have returned to the soil from whence they came; and one is looking like it's on its last leg, yet still hanging on.  I tried planting flowers a few times.  I did water them, every now and then, but apparently they needed more care than that.  I even tried planting veggies.  Those were doing very well.  One morning, I checked the veggies, and they were all eaten to the roots.  The planter looked like nothing had ever been in there, except dirt.  I know there are contraptions, and concoctions, to keep whatevers out of plants, but again, I'm not that into gardening.

While going through stuff in my house, I found a partial bag of weed and feed for the lawn.  I don't remember when it was purchased.  I spread the weed and feed around my front yard the other morning.  Have I suddenly changed my tune, and become a gardener?  Nah.  I just wanted the bag out of the house.  Truly, I was more interested in whether or not the bag the weed and feed came in was recyclable, than in gardening.  I do keep one staple for yardwork - Round Up.  I use it to nail the weeds that grow really tall, or look really scary (there's a purplish green weed that occasionally pops up, and it looks like something out of a '50s science fiction movie).  About 20 years ago, I kept so many plants, my place looked like a jungle.  I even made a little indoor lawn for my indoor cat, so he could have fresh grass to lay, or nibble, on.  I'd like to see myself get back to the green thumb of it all, but I'm not there yet.  Until then, it's just me; the Round Up; and the gentleman who cuts my yard.

I hope your day blossoms with possibilities.

I'll blog at 'cha later.

B-
jcarolek
Hey bead!!!! I loved this! Love it!
Apr-04-08 05:06:59 PDT Report this comment
beaddance
Good morning, judy! Thank you! :)
Apr-04-08 05:10:44 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
Good morning bead :-) Your gardening excursions sound much like my own. I just discovered some very pretty flower seeds that I tucked safely into my kitchen junk drawer what seems like 10 years ago. The only thing growing in my garden this year is the cobbled walkway I poured about 14 years ago. Amazing, I didn't realize concrete could grow lol.
Apr-04-08 05:12:26 PDT Report this comment
jcarolek
I had to read this aloud to hubby...he too is a round up fan...and he NEVER ventures gardenside!
Apr-04-08 05:12:30 PDT Report this comment
beaddance
Good morning, cj! Lol! I wish I knew your garden's secret to not growing anything, except concrete. Despite my neglect, a machete and an experienced guide are needed to maneuver around my back yard.
Apr-04-08 05:23:16 PDT Report this comment
beaddance
I tip my Round Up to your husband. Lol!

The gentleman who cuts my front yard often looks at the symmetrical spots of deadness in my yard and quietly asks me, "Been using that Round Up stuff again, huh?" An excellent example of a rhetorical question. :-D
Apr-04-08 05:26:04 PDT Report this comment
spinningginny42
Good Morning beaddance, I don't do gardening either. Not because I don't like to, but mainly because everythime I plant something my hubby comes along digs it up cause he doesn't like it. All he wants is ugly stuff to grow and nothing pretty. He says that the garden looks to girly. So I gave up trying!
Apr-04-08 05:31:06 PDT Report this comment
beaddance
Good morning, ginny! I have never heard of a garden being "girly". What a hoot! All this time I thought gardens were gender neutral. :-0
Apr-04-08 05:35:59 PDT Report this comment

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