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My name is Catherine & my sisters name is Betty we are 18 & 19 years old in a family of 9. Our family has recently been in some financial burden. Our dad who is a wonderful Pastor has since picked up a second job to help us through this struggle. Today, Our family had a wonderful outing and when we drove up to our home there was an unexpected letter was posted on our door saying that we have 48 hours to leave home. My family has been trying to run a private school through our home and both my sister and I work from this home also as infant care-givers. Where will  these children go? We have had many, many events from weddings to birthday parties and two weeks ago my sister betty and I graduated high-school from this home in our beautiful backyard. These special events makes this house our home and without it we have no where to go and we don't know what we will do.

If you can help in anyway with prayers or donations, either will be very much appreciated and you will be appreciated also.

For Prayers please send to God

For Donations please send to reachcatherine@sbcglobal.net -through PayPal

If you are considering not to pray or donate we thank you for taking the time to open and read this.

Thanks and God Bless!

 

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Betty(left) Catherine(right)

American Idol

Can anybody tell me who are the finalist? Who got kicked off tonight?

ENGLISH...LOL

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes                                  =       No

2. No                                   =       Yes

3. Maybe                                =       No

4. We need                              =       I want

5. I am sorry                           =       you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk                      =       you're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead                       =       you better not

8. Do what you want                     =       you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset                       =       of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're very attentive tonight               =       is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry                                  =       I am hungry

2. I am sleepy                                  =       I am sleepy

3. I am tired                                   =       I am tired

4. Nice dress                                   =       Nice cleavage!

5. I love you                                   =       let's have sex now

6. I am bored                                   =       Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance?                       =       I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime?                     =       I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie?                =       I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner?               =       I'd like to have sex with you

11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit               =       I'm gay


And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.


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