Remember what is under those clothes ought to be just as nice as what is on the outside.  And what in on the inside of you ought to be even better.

One hot summer I was putting my grandson down for a nap and being overdressed I took my slacks and pantihose off.  I was babysitting at the last minute and had come from a meeting, so no comfy clothes along.  My grand daughter was watching me as I hoisted the big toddler into his crib and my shirt pulled up revealing "big white granny panties"!

"Those are the biggest underpants I have ever seen!" she said horrified.

I calmly said," don't you have something else to do?"

"Nope!"

As I straightened things in the crib she says, "Where in the world did you even buy such BIG panties, Grandma?"

At that I burst into hysterics and shooed her out of the room.  Next morning I was down to the mall buying some reall classy, brightly colored panties.  Would you believe they were only SZ 6!

Next time I was over I saw the tiny panties her mom wears ( the kid HAD never seen such huge panties before) on top of the dryer, which leads to my next story.

We were in Dairy Queen and I look down at her feet, so trying to be with it I say, Oh, honey did you get new THONGS?

Oh, my Gawd, grandma, these are flip flops and thongs is underwear.  Auntie Shannon wears them and my mom says they are really uncomfortable.

Well, shut my old mouth, I had to get with it.  So now I ask her opinion.  Her favorite line is, You're NOT really going to wear that, are you!