dumb blond joke

women:is there a problem officer

officer:ma'am,you were speeding

women:oh,i see

officer:can i see your licence please

women:i'd give it to you but i don't have one

officer:dont have one

women:lost it 4 times for drunk driving

officer:i see... can i see your vehical registration

women:i can't do that

officer:why not

women:i stole this car

officer:stole it

women:yes and i killed and hacked up the owner

officer:you what

women:his body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you would like to see.

the officer slowly backs away from the car and calls for backup withen 5 minutes police cars circle the car. a senior slowly approshos the car and is collapsing his half drawn gun.

officer 2:ma'am could you step out of the vehical please.

the women steps out of her vehical.

women:is there a problem sir

officer 2:one of the other officers told me that you have stolen this car and then murdered the owner.

women:murdered the owner?

officer 2:yes could you please open the trunk of your car?

the women opened the trunk reviling nothing, but a empty trunk.

officer 2:is this your car ma'am

women:yes here are the registration papers

the first officer is stunned

officer 2:one of the officers says that you dont have driving licence

the women digs into her purse and hands the officer a clutch purse. the officer snaps it open and examens the drivers licence.

officer 2:thank you ma'am, one of my officers said that you didn't have a licence and that you stole this car and murdured and hacked the owner.

women:betcha that the lying bastard told you i was speeding to