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McDonald's fix....

Posted Jul-21-08 20:09:08 PDT

In case you missed it!

My husband and I were traveling back from Texas and happened to see some wonderful golden arches in the distance.  Mmmmmm.  McDonald's iced coffee!  Quickly we pulled in and I went to "refresh" myself. 

A sign on the bathroom door read:

"Please do not put tissue in the toilet"

I have a rather sick, bizarre sense of humor.  Laughing to myself I contemplated wadding up a fresh handful of toilet paper, carrying it out to the front counter, neatly depositing it there and remarking that the notice in the bathroom said to NOT put tissue in the toilet and could they kindly dispose of that for me?  (Imagine the horrified expressions!)  My other option would have been to ask for a "to go" bag. 

Better sense prevailed and I restricted myself to sharing my weird thoughts with my husband.  He suggested I restrain myself from acting on my thoughts.  Go figure!

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bella*nina
OMG...thats soo funny:)
Jul-21-08 20:11:00 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
Hiya belle....tissue?
Jul-21-08 20:11:31 PDT Report this comment
cuppers97305
What DID you do with the tissue?
Jul-21-08 20:12:16 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
I put it in a "to go" bag cuppers lol (*not really*)
Jul-21-08 20:13:01 PDT Report this comment
fata-morgana1
YOU GUYS! my truck is in the shop and you have to talk about food!!!!!!
Jul-21-08 20:15:31 PDT Report this comment
alien*from*the*planet*zorb
Like I said, "Yay for your inner kook!"
:)

Wait till you see what I'm going to be selling on Ebay.... coming soon to a kooky blog near you!
:)
Jul-21-08 20:16:11 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
Awwwwww....***hugs fata**** How've you been?
Jul-21-08 20:16:15 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
lol@kook! I'll be keeping my eye on you....bring some eye drops!
Jul-21-08 20:16:50 PDT Report this comment
alien*from*the*planet*zorb
Fata!!!!!!!! Where HAVE you been????
:)
Jul-21-08 20:18:06 PDT Report this comment
fata-morgana1
Yea they are McDonalds worker.....I think they meant to say "tampons" or "feminine products" but they do not have the IQ God gave an ash tray. Really they should have a sign that says "Don't eat the food".
Jul-21-08 20:18:50 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
lol@fata..... (((hugs)))
Jul-21-08 20:19:57 PDT Report this comment
lois2841
was the McDonald's in a rural area, if so, they may have been having problems with their septic system. I worked for McDonald's for many years as an 1st assistant manager and I do know that there are many in rural areas. If they are having problems with the septic system, putting tissue or anything that some people had a tensisy to overdo, will stop up the lines and then they have a huge problem. I just went today and talked to the main office in my area to go back to work. Will know what location within the week.
Jul-21-08 20:20:46 PDT Report this comment
twinscrapmama
CJ, that is soo funny. I can just imagine the horrified looks u would have got if u had actually did that. lol
Jul-21-08 20:21:23 PDT Report this comment
fata-morgana1
I pop in once and a while ;]
Jul-21-08 20:21:40 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
Hi there lois! lol

Hi twinscrap.....can't you just? I bet they would have DIED!

gOOD to see you fata!
Jul-21-08 20:23:38 PDT Report this comment
fata-morgana1
CHOCOLATE!

CHOCOLATE!

CHOCOLATE!

CHOCOLATE!

CHOCOLATE!

CHOCOLATE!
Jul-21-08 20:23:55 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
lol@fata...wonder what they'd do with tissue if it had chocolate on it! lol
Jul-21-08 20:24:58 PDT Report this comment
madcat1010
Hehehehe. I once left a pamper on my boss' desk.....with melted chocolate all over it! LOL...it was April Fool's Day
Jul-21-08 20:25:25 PDT Report this comment
fata-morgana1
CJ! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!



Use dark chocolate! hehehehehehehe
Jul-21-08 20:26:20 PDT Report this comment
lois2841
hi crazy... me and my boyfriend went into one out in west Texas last summer, just joking with the counter person, when he ordered his coffee, she asked if he wanted cream and sugar, he replied "50 of each" Would you believe that the little girl brought him 50 creams and 50 packs of sugar?
Jul-21-08 20:26:34 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
OMG madcat! That's just nasty! I LOVE IT!


lol@fata...don't tempt me...I can still go back! ;-)
Jul-21-08 20:27:00 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
OMG lois! That's too funny!
Jul-21-08 20:27:29 PDT Report this comment
fata-morgana1
madcat at Thanksgiving my brother used to take the syrup from the yams and put in on his hands then "pretend" to sneeze hard and then spread his hands to everyone.
Jul-21-08 20:28:15 PDT Report this comment
lois2841
believe me, I have worked with some very unusual people at McDonald's. I don't know where they find so many ????? people. (I hate to say the word)
Jul-21-08 20:29:24 PDT Report this comment
fata-morgana1
Lois......."retards"......yea..I worked there too....I do not anymore!
Jul-21-08 20:31:03 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
You guys are killing me!
Jul-21-08 20:32:25 PDT Report this comment
lois2841
I'm only considering going back because here the money is good if you are in management. They offered me $1750.00 monthly salary plus medical insurance. That's for a 1st assistant.
Jul-21-08 20:39:49 PDT Report this comment
crazyjeans12000
woo hoo! Go for it lois!

lol@fata! I need a tax break!
Jul-21-08 20:41:08 PDT Report this comment
lois2841
fata....don't know which one you worked at but here as an 1st assistant, alot of the dirty work is put on the shift managers shoulders. I will still work 5 days on a full 40 hour week with two to three swing managers under me to supervise the shifts. Last time I worked, I mainly did paperwork, inventory, ordering, preparing schedules, and interviewing for new hires.
Jul-21-08 20:43:40 PDT Report this comment
lois2841
cj... it will still give me time to sell on ebay without burning alot of night oil. Since I have only my income to support me and my daughter, I've got to do something, THis little bit I'm making on ebay and then the sales at the flea market booth just isn't cutting it. I'm making my bills, but it's so close and no money for extras.
Jul-21-08 20:47:18 PDT Report this comment
perfumeandpharmacy
Hey CJ!
Jul-22-08 07:15:52 PDT Report this comment
spinningginny42
LOL cj! I probably would have followed through with it.
Jul-23-08 05:27:04 PDT Report this comment

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