There just aren't enough fountain pens in the world. What is up with people preferring all this convenient, leak-resistant pen technology? I would love to have a beautiful, non-disposal pen that doesn't cost $100.

You know what else I love? Pocket watches. I love chained pocket watches that tuck into a waistcoat (AKA vest).

If I wasn't so fond of blue jeans and voting, I'd wish I was born in the 18th or 19th century.