#800
Gender: Female
Age: Dies at age 27 by earth years, 57 by Martian
Class: Star Knight, head of Martian military discipline
Ethnic: Hispanic - Mexican
Mental status: Anger and attachment problems
Physical status: Body builder
Weapons skills: Elite
Melee skills: Legendary
Sword skill: Legendary
Military leadership skill: Second-class
Pilot skills: Basic

#800 is a hot blooded Star Knight with a very short temper from a bad experience in love. She has attachment problems of obsession, she has deep love for a character #777 or Triple Seven, not like #666 or Triple Six with her more practical approach in getting #777's attention #800 at times uses aggressive tactics or she attempts to rape #777. So She's an equivalent of Invader Zim but female, Mexican and a bit sexually active in her adulthood.

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Transmission from Martian Headquarters
ComF: Classified
Signal: Strong

As usual Area 51 is a testing area for the USAF and where we spy on their new aircraft being tested. The do have other activity there that you would not believe and be shocked if you were to hear them here's some examples:

1) They do extensive testing on the human conditioning, mind control and brainwashing. They managed to get a man to eat human droppings like it was a brownie and urine as if it was lemon flavor beer.

2) They do have control and monitor all activity on the Internet, so If you been viewing porno sites...they know and have a documentation.

3) They did implant little cameras in your TVs and light bulbs, so they know what you been up to in your house and that includes all your "kinky" activity.

4) They do put things in your water...and us we do pee in you water supply for laughs.

5) They do not have dead aliens anymore, they had to give them back.

6) Certain people have scandalous connections to this facility like the secretary of defense, High officers in the USAF, few Mobsters and some KND Operatives.

7) They have lasers there, but ours are way better, their lasers can't even cut a cake.

8) 666, 777 and Bill Clinton had a threesome there...Okay that's not true, but the two did had some fun with a celebrity there.

That's all for now.
End of transmission

Transmission between #100 and #800: connected
ComF: Classified
signal: weak

#800: 100, I need that report on that.........you pr.........in the ass and di..........
#100: I though I gave you the report a few mon..................as I was having a drink with Geo...........
#800: I got the report but it's about how to get 777 to stop having se....................... and 36, I tri..........................................
#100: I don't know how that got there, but what about the report on the Chinese civi...................they killed the prime minister in a bar..........................with a hooker's..............
#800: What the..................
#100: I Know it's weird, but now the Chinese is run by a..........................................
#800: That can't be right? I saw him die in a..............................
#100: I know but he somehow he...........................................used a flotation device...................
#800: Whatever, but sense you don't have the report I need you to pick that guy up and do the routine on him.
#100: That's cool with me, I don't mind pro...............................................................
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Transmission between 50, Hogie and Kuki: Connected
ComF: NEUEY3338374TDYDTGT
Signal: good

Kuki: Hello!
50: Not you again!  Get lost!
Kuki: I'm calling to say I'm Sorry about that hacking thing.
50: Okay, but really your not allowed on this channel.
Kuki: How are you doin?
50: hu, fine I guess.
Kuki: Good, how's the others?
50: Well 119 is training to fight in water, 14 is in therapy, 800 is now going to your treehouse, 666 is going with 800 and 777 is busy with 36.
Kuki: That's nice especially with 777 and 36 hahahahaha.
50: Is Hogie there?
Hogie: I'm busy with this new invention.
Kuki: He's busy with his new anti-spanking suit.
50: Right well I bet 36 is spanking 777 right now so he might want a suit like that, or not.
Kuki: Your funny, hahahahahah
50: Hogie, how busy are you?
Hogie: Busy.
Kuki: Would you like to come down for a smoothie sometime?
50: Are you flirting with me?
Kuki: What are you talking about, Hogie, Nigel, Wally and Aby would be joining us?
50: Oh, right well this is enough, go away.
Kuki: Will you come?
50: I don't know, Earthlings don't like Martians too well.
Hogie: Yeah after what happened at Washington DC.
50: Hey the army started it.
Nigel: We have Incoming, a Martian aircraft is approching our airspace!
Kuki: Yay, the Martians are coming!
50: Not good, 800 and 666 are there to attack you and your no match for Martian Star Knights, especially an angry Latina and a Psychopathic Irish girl.
Kuki: Fannie's not a Martian, is she?
Hogie: Sometimes I think she is.
50: I'm not talking about...You'll see now BEAT IT!!!
End Of Transmission.

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Transmission between #777 and #800: connected
ComF: 133456 59586 2345 678899
Signal: good

#777: Okay if it's about me and Triple six again...
#800: No that's not it, I'm calling about a mission weeks ago.
#777: Oh where M16 and MG42 got ambushed, that was a weird mission.
#800: Your telling me, M16 got a party full of women on earth pragnet and MG42 massacared a gang of street thugs.  All I could say is, we need them on more missions.
#777: Say whoa?
#800: Yes I know they broke some major rules but they did some good out there.
#777: M16 made love to a party of Earthlings.
#800: We could breed the Earthings out.
#777: And MG42...okay she done good.
#800: Yes so more missions or do we put them on installation staff?
#777: You win I'll send them to...India.
#800: Your kidding? You want to send M16 there?
#777: Okay China?
#800: Send Them to Mexico you twit!
#777: Why?
#800: Agent Argus's men have been snooping around in that part of the world and we need to know what so send M16 and MG42 down there.
#777: Agent Argus?  I think you should leave him to the Star Knights or us.
#800: Your right what was I thinking sending a lewd bastard and a gang killer.
End Of Transmission

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