Communications From Martian Headquarters
Archive - May 2008

Change Of Plans - Submitting Children Of Mars to Dark Horse

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    There's been a change of plans, I still want to make Children Of Mars into an animated movie serious but because of my reputation as en artist getting a greenlight will be very difficault or it might be "years" before it gets approved.  So I'm going to start a little smaller but still be grand.  I'm going to make it as a graghic novel serious, sortly I'm going to submit my work to Dark Horse Comics the people that publish comics like 300 and Blood+.  Another big reason I'm choosing them is the fact thet they are only a few hours by car from where I live.  I still have a small chance of a break but my chance is a litttle better here, besides people always ask me "Do you work for Marvel" or "Are you a comic book artist?" when I hang out at my local starbucks working on my craft and soon I'll be answering "yes" then "no".  I'll be looking into other comic book publishers as well.

    If your an editor of Dark Horse Comics(no names will be given) expect my work to be mailed to you in the future and I'm looking forward of hearing from you.  I understand that you look through a lot of other materials and you might not find my work that interesting dispite the other people around me that would like to see my work published or out there, even praise from a established Cartoonist that lives in Cashmere not far from Wenatchee Don McConnell(I think he works for Marvel but I'm not sure).  You get tired from all the submissions that you look through and interveiws that you do and I could relate to the tireness, I get tired when I draw up to late at night so I won't argue, apologize or in other words get defensive.  We meet and shake hands, you see my work, you say your feedback positive or nagative(in art there's always cons), you greenlight or not, we shake hands once more, say our good-byes and I leave so you can interveiw the next man or woman, stricktly business, sounds good?
Sorry for the mixup earlier I ment "Dark Horse" silly me!
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Classic Martian Chatter #6 - Longer and Uncensored

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Martian Chatter #13

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#800: Triple Seven! What the hell is going on here!
#777: What are you talking about.
#800: You've been seeing another girl again!
#777: Not this again 800 get over yourself.
#800: Who is It, tell me you playboy!
#777: You sure you want to know?
#800: Yes I'm sure you cheater!
#777: First off we're not mates anymore and second it's Triple Six.
#800: WHAT!!! That crazy redhead, you have to be joking!
#777: No now go away Triple Six and I are having dinner!
#800: If you sleep with her I'll cut yournvurhvhddbfv....................
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Martian Chatter #12(Your What?)

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Fannie: Number 1, I need you at moon base right now!
#777: I'm not Number 1, why are we getting so many Earthlings on our channels?
Fannie: You looks a little like number 1 but with better hair and that uniform, who was your designer?
#777: I'm trying to say your on private channels with the Martian State.
Fannie: The shoulder plates are dazelin, is that uniform just for boys?
#777: No girls wear them too.
Fannie: Really I wonder if I could have a uniform like yours?
#777: Sorry you would have to be a Star Knight.
Fannie: How do I do that?
#777: First you have to be a Martian, then you swear an oath, then you have to endure hellish training designed to make you an elite warrior something like the spartan training program but also teaches strict combat ethics and last but not least you have to past a serious of tests that weeds out the unworthy.
Fannie : Nothing new to me.
#777: Your not a Martian so forget it.
Fannie: Come on, I'll date you for a uniform.
#777: Sorry I'm gay.
Fannie :WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
#777: Hahahahaha, I'm kidding I had a girlfriend and I'm currently seeing this crazy redhead Triple Six but seriously that's not going to work.  Yet I could ask Triple Six if she wouldn't mind that we Docidjduedbhjascbcndjjd......................
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Martian Chatter #11

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Bender: Is this the liquor store?
#M16: No this is M16.
Bender: I'm talking to a gun?
#M16: No I'm a Martian.
Bender: Hay Amy, I got a relative by mistake, you want to talk to him?
#M16: No I was born on Mars.
Bender: So was Amy.
#M16: Who are you?
Bender: I'm Bender.
#M16: Bender?  Are you some kind of hitman?
Bender: No I'm a bending bot that likes to know your credit card number so you can be in a draw for a milion bucks!
#M16: I don't use money.
Bender: Ah crap, then bite my shiny metal ass you bum.
#M16: What do you mean by bum, I'm in the military!
Bender: Are you sure that your not a gun?
#M16: I have a gun but I'm not a gun.
Bender: What, Okay Leela I'll take care of it I was just ordering some liquor and I got this Martian bum instead!
>connection to bender terminated<
#M16: Hello?  Whatever!
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Martian Chatter #10

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#36: What do you need 14?
#14: I have a problem with anxiety!
#36: Why?
#14: I get nervous when 800 sits next to me during meetings.
#36: Who isn't, 800 is a jerk unless you have a thing for her?
#14: Oh no, she scares me too much especially when she pounds the table with her fist!
#36: Well relax 14, she just has social issues.
#14: You mean she's "fustrated" with Triple Seven?
#36: You can say that.
#14: Can we get those two together so she would stop being so scary!
#36: Sorry I'm not mother nature or cupid, I'm just a medical doctor, besides that can get a little messy.
#14: Come on, get her kitty scratched so this mouse can stop shaking!
#36: knock it off!  besides I like Triple Seven!
#14: Make it a three wncuebcjckcxzucuwu....................
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Martian observation - more women then men on these sites?

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    I've notice that when I buy and sometimes sell that I mainly do business with women then men.  about 80% to 85% of my business is with the XX(Female) and the rest XY(Male).  I have nothing against it, hell I'm all for it but it's just interesting, it really disproves the old bias that the internet and computers is mainly a male thing.  Besides I like to see more women in the business world and work force, it does wonders to the world's economy and the woman doesn't have to rely on her husband or boyfriend for money and anything else so when it comes to relationships she would be more focused on the man(or woman) then what he(or she) has in his wallet(unless she's disabled to where she can't work).
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Might Be Finishing Screenplay Today - Children of Mars

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    I'm very close on finishing the screenplay today of "Children Of Mars In Romancing The Spy".  I'm at the climatic ending(wait for the movie).  I'm really going to be using paper towels today to wipe the tears while writing this heartbreaking moment in the movie(for the guys this scene isn't just a chick flick , it'll have a major space battle during this that's equivalent to the "battle of Yavin" but the station doesn't explode, hell the chick flick scene will be climatic enough) so I'm going to get back to work on it a little after I finish this post.
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Martian Chatter #10

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#774: This is 774 on station on a cliff watching over the camp.  197 what's your status?

#197: my tank is in position near the camp.  No activity yet how about you?

#774: No I have nothing in my scope but tents, boxes and cars.  What kind of people are in this came anyway?

#197: Good question, what kind of soldiers uses SUV's, are they transporting their kids to soccer practice?

#774: You know, I think there not soldiers.

#197: What are you talking about?

#774: I spotted a group of boyscouts in the west!

#197: Boyscouts?  Did we get the wrong location they should be those militant...?

#774: I'm taking a look and your right, we are at the wrong location!

#197: S**t, I'm getting Triple Seven on the comhchrbhdbjw...................
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Martian Chatter #9

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#669: Hay babe, I'm having a problem with this corsair's engine and I need a second opinion.

#48: What is it?

#669: You see I got this cable and I forgot where to connect it?

#48: Like what color is it?

#669: Green.

#48: Connect that to the anti-grav converter!

#669: (electric shocks) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

#48: Hahahahaha like got you!
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Movie Preposal Almost Finished - Children Of Mars

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    My movie preposal is almost done, I'm about over 75% done with the screenplay spec and 95% done with the design artwork(sketch work mainly).  The concept is an animated sci-fi movie serious.  The first act is called "Children Of Mars In Romancing The Spy"  The serious is about these cloned hybrid kids that take over an installation on Mars and formed the first human nation outside of Earth called "The Martian State".  Think of it like "Star Wars" but set in the real world, these Martians have to deal with the UN, wars in Africa and a sinister splinter cell agentcy that plots to take over the world in a totalitarian way.  The first act has en extreme Shakespearian feel to it but with the twisty storytelling of Star Wars and probably has one of the most extremely emotional and badass endings of all time, that's all I will say there(Wait for the Movie).  Most of the characters of the "Martian chatter posts" are "actual" characters of the concept like 50, 777, 800, 48 and F-15.  The inspirations of the concept came from Codename: Kids Next Door, Secrets of NIMH(National Institution Of Mental Health), Star Wars of course and listening to too much Megadeth(no typo).  Yet I don't know if I'm going to get a producer to look at it and greenlight it(cutting a deal), I might just make it into a comic book as a plan B(The comic book people will love it), bottomline when it's finished I'm going to look up producers and/or agents and mail or email off request letters, doesn't hurt to try!  Later I might post an actual page of the artwork proposal in my about me page to show that I'm not lying(hell my account photo is the main character of the first act "Triple Seven").  With my views reaching 1,000, thank you for reading!
Gaisha artwork still on sale for $225.00, check it out...

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Discount Offer - Geisha Couple Art - DLB

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    A limited time offer, $225.00 for the Japanese/Amarican style art of sexy Geisha couple - DLB,  the artwork is worth $325.00 but for this time only I will take off $100.00 and you can offer a price higher or lower(not too low).  So come check it out by going to my store or to my items for sale, whatever works for you.
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Martian Chatter #8

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#8: 8 on station a few miles from Area 51, I don't see anything strange yet.

#777: Report anything that looks strange and I'll keep en eye on any activity in your area.

#8: Wait, I see something coming out of hanger 18, wow you won't beleve it!

#777: What is it?

#8: It's the Goodyear blimp!

#777: The desert heat must be getting to you.

#8: No really it's the Goodyear blimp, it just went into space?

#777: You know, I believe you now I'm looking right at itvnvuehegs............
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I will still sell on eBay

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    I've been doing some research on finding a better internet market for my business and by the looks of it sales in alot of other sites isn't so high ether especially in the art department.  So I'll still sell here but because of the fees I'm only going to sell a few items(like the Geisha piece and the #362 piece) and close the store when my trial expires.  At the same time though I will have quite a bit of artwork on sale at ioffer.com(not yet but soon).  If your a member of ioffer.com also come check out my sales there and if you know a site with good sales in the art department and cheap fees, don't be shy, tell me the site here.
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$Sales Warning $- Moving to ioffer

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    I hate to say this but since I'm not making a lot of sales here and I'm tired of waisting money on fees I'm moving my business to ioffer.com and any item that doesn't get bought here will be listed at ioffer for their free listing fees and free store front.  So if you're been Eying a piece of art for a while you better place a bid now or you would have to visit and/or  join ioffer to buy it.  I'll stay at ebay as a buyer and occasonally I'll be selling something here, sorry!:(
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Plenty Of Art For Sale

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    Ending shortly fan art of Psychonauts for only 49.99 by bid and 75.00 with the buy it now option, if you're interested come check it out and place some bids before time runs out.  there's also the Geisha artwork still on sale for 300.00 by bid and 325.00 by buy it now, believe me you won't be disapointed on spending your mula on that artwork.  If these two are a little pricy for you, relax there's a art piece of KND fan art of #362 on sale for just 5.00 by bid and 15.00 by buy it now for the cheap bastards out there and that was my "artwork for cheap bastards" a parody of X-play's review bit.
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Martian Chatter - #800 and Invader Zim

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#800: Invader Zim, this is #800 of the Martian Star Knights.
Zim: Hu, Your Martian, did I destroy your planet some time ago?
#800: No.
Zim: Okay whatever, what do you want I'm bussy destroying the Earth.
#800: That's why I'm calling, why are you trying to destroy the Earth?
Zim: I want to prove to my tallist that I'm a true Irken Invader so they gave me the task of taking over this planet.
#800: I thought you where going to destroy the Earth?
Zim: Quit playing mind games with me!
#800: You want to play mind games, answer this, what would you do, beat the dog or look at a porno mag?
Zim: Be quiet!!!  What do you want from me Martian?
#800: Nothing but get off Earth, that's our planet to conquer!
Zim: Take that up with the tallist, I don't stop without their orders.
#800: I did and they said your mission there is a lie.
Zim: Your liying!  Gir, quit playing with that thgcyrheb........
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Martian Chatter#6 (On foot)

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M16: Everything is quiet on this street, what's the situation at the park?
MG42: Nothing much here ether but a couple making out.  I'm going over to a parking lot.
M16: You go do that while I check out this house.
MG42: I think I'm witnessing a drug transaction and they spotted me.
M16: Your telling me, I walked in a middle of a dinner party.
MG42: (gunfire) (laserfire) That drug dealer fired at me but I got him before he could get me.
M16: Do we have to involve the local law enforcement I'm leaving right now?
MG42: Great, some of his friends are here.
M16: Don't pick up that phone (laserfire) (screaming).
MG42: Well come get some you gangster wannabes, eat plasma (laserfire) (gunfire)
M16: I crashed the party but I just stun them.
MG42: I think I oun this turf now, I took out twenty gangsters, are they MS-13 or cript or what?
M16: I better get out of here before oh &$^#, okay officer it's not what it looks like. (gunfire) (laserfire)
MG42: Ah crap a drive by! hychesbhchbdhuukkhhjs..........
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Martian Chatter #5

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#48: This is Martian air/space control, what do you want?
#F15: F15 reporting in, I have a giant cock coming off Earth's surface!
#48: Are you like hitting on me, I already have a man.
#F15: No really a roster is attached to a launched rocket, that cock is really going up fast.
#48: Yeah and I'm petting my pussy...cat!  Stop hitting on me F15!
#F15: I've been out here for hours, Does #50 have any orders for me?
#48: No she doesn't so how about you go mess with some locals or how about you fly by the white house to scare the hell out of the Americans.
#F15: Those people are scared of their own shadows, it would be too easy.  I think I'll go to China and pick me up a date?
#48: Your kidding, they have enough kids and your a hybrid human!
#F15: I'm felling alone here and I need some Pufhrbduxhfrh.......
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Martian Chatter #4

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#1800: Riddle me this 36, Why do Earthlings build nukes to destroy each other?  Do they know how much damage radiation can do to not just people but the land also?
#36: With my studies of earthling psychology 1 out of 100 is a psychopath or have no remorse for others so fundamentally some people just don't care other then themselves.
#1800: Foolish earthligs, life is too rare in the universe to be killing each other like this.  When will the madness end?
#36: When they stop doing drugs hahaha!
#1800: That's a good one, So I got communication from Osama asking for some weaponry, now I don't know how he got my com number so I told him.
#36: What did you say?
#1800: I told him what do I look like Prestident Bush, We learned form the American's mistake to trust you so go $^&% yourself.
#36: Hahahahaha, luckly we don't have fasist Muslims on Mars.
#1800: I need to ask this are we going to probe the blochfbysgc................
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