#800
Gender: Female
Age: Dies at age 27 by earth years, 57 by Martian
Class: Star Knight, head of Martian military discipline
Ethnic: Hispanic - Mexican
Mental status: Anger and attachment problems
Physical status: Body builder
Weapons skills: Elite
Melee skills: Legendary
Sword skill: Legendary
Military leadership skill: Second-class
Pilot skills: Basic

#800 is a hot blooded Star Knight with a very short temper from a bad experience in love. She has attachment problems of obsession, she has deep love for a character #777 or Triple Seven, not like #666 or Triple Six with her more practical approach in getting #777's attention #800 at times uses aggressive tactics or she attempts to rape #777. So She's an equivalent of Invader Zim but female, Mexican and a bit sexually active in her adulthood.

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Transmission from Martian Headquarters
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As usual Area 51 is a testing area for the USAF and where we spy on their new aircraft being tested. The do have other activity there that you would not believe and be shocked if you were to hear them here's some examples:

1) They do extensive testing on the human conditioning, mind control and brainwashing. They managed to get a man to eat human droppings like it was a brownie and urine as if it was lemon flavor beer.

2) They do have control and monitor all activity on the Internet, so If you been viewing porno sites...they know and have a documentation.

3) They did implant little cameras in your TVs and light bulbs, so they know what you been up to in your house and that includes all your "kinky" activity.

4) They do put things in your water...and us we do pee in you water supply for laughs.

5) They do not have dead aliens anymore, they had to give them back.

6) Certain people have scandalous connections to this facility like the secretary of defense, High officers in the USAF, few Mobsters and some KND Operatives.

7) They have lasers there, but ours are way better, their lasers can't even cut a cake.

8) 666, 777 and Bill Clinton had a threesome there...Okay that's not true, but the two did had some fun with a celebrity there.

That's all for now.
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Transmission between #100 and #800: connected
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#800: 100, I need that report on that.........you pr.........in the ass and di..........
#100: I though I gave you the report a few mon..................as I was having a drink with Geo...........
#800: I got the report but it's about how to get 777 to stop having se....................... and 36, I tri..........................................
#100: I don't know how that got there, but what about the report on the Chinese civi...................they killed the prime minister in a bar..........................with a hooker's..............
#800: What the..................
#100: I Know it's weird, but now the Chinese is run by a..........................................
#800: That can't be right? I saw him die in a..............................
#100: I know but he somehow he...........................................used a flotation device...................
#800: Whatever, but sense you don't have the report I need you to pick that guy up and do the routine on him.
#100: That's cool with me, I don't mind pro...............................................................
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Transmission between 50, Hogie and Kuki: Connected
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Kuki: Hello!
50: Not you again!  Get lost!
Kuki: I'm calling to say I'm Sorry about that hacking thing.
50: Okay, but really your not allowed on this channel.
Kuki: How are you doin?
50: hu, fine I guess.
Kuki: Good, how's the others?
50: Well 119 is training to fight in water, 14 is in therapy, 800 is now going to your treehouse, 666 is going with 800 and 777 is busy with 36.
Kuki: That's nice especially with 777 and 36 hahahahaha.
50: Is Hogie there?
Hogie: I'm busy with this new invention.
Kuki: He's busy with his new anti-spanking suit.
50: Right well I bet 36 is spanking 777 right now so he might want a suit like that, or not.
Kuki: Your funny, hahahahahah
50: Hogie, how busy are you?
Hogie: Busy.
Kuki: Would you like to come down for a smoothie sometime?
50: Are you flirting with me?
Kuki: What are you talking about, Hogie, Nigel, Wally and Aby would be joining us?
50: Oh, right well this is enough, go away.
Kuki: Will you come?
50: I don't know, Earthlings don't like Martians too well.
Hogie: Yeah after what happened at Washington DC.
50: Hey the army started it.
Nigel: We have Incoming, a Martian aircraft is approching our airspace!
Kuki: Yay, the Martians are coming!
50: Not good, 800 and 666 are there to attack you and your no match for Martian Star Knights, especially an angry Latina and a Psychopathic Irish girl.
Kuki: Fannie's not a Martian, is she?
Hogie: Sometimes I think she is.
50: I'm not talking about...You'll see now BEAT IT!!!
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Transmission between #777 and #800: connected
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#777: Okay if it's about me and Triple six again...
#800: No that's not it, I'm calling about a mission weeks ago.
#777: Oh where M16 and MG42 got ambushed, that was a weird mission.
#800: Your telling me, M16 got a party full of women on earth pragnet and MG42 massacared a gang of street thugs.  All I could say is, we need them on more missions.
#777: Say whoa?
#800: Yes I know they broke some major rules but they did some good out there.
#777: M16 made love to a party of Earthlings.
#800: We could breed the Earthings out.
#777: And MG42...okay she done good.
#800: Yes so more missions or do we put them on installation staff?
#777: You win I'll send them to...India.
#800: Your kidding? You want to send M16 there?
#777: Okay China?
#800: Send Them to Mexico you twit!
#777: Why?
#800: Agent Argus's men have been snooping around in that part of the world and we need to know what so send M16 and MG42 down there.
#777: Agent Argus?  I think you should leave him to the Star Knights or us.
#800: Your right what was I thinking sending a lewd bastard and a gang killer.
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Transmission Between #774 and #8
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#774: 8, I think I spotted him.
#8: Spotted who 774?
#774: Osama!
#8: Yeah an I'm Gene Simmons!
#774: No really I got a clear shot, should I take it?
#8: Ah hu, right just tell me where he is so I could see for myself.
#774: look for the tent with the technical tuck next to it, the truck with a guy sitting in the back do you see Osama?
#8: Yes I see him but I don't believe it.
#774: I'm taking the shot.
#8: Wait, it's not him!
#774: How do you know?
#8: I did a DNA scan, it doesn't match Osama Bin Ladin.
#774: I thought we had him!
#8: Don't worry we'll get him.
#774: 777 is going to be angry if we don't find Osama.
#8: (Laserfire)
#774: Did you find him.
#8: No, I just got a guy taking a leak, he fell on his own urine, ha ha ha ha
#774: Funny but stay focus.
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Transmission between #50 and Dave: connected
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Dave: Hello is this one of those escort hot lines?
#50: Ah hell, not this again!
Dave: Well are you?
#50: No this is 50 of the Martian State.
Dave: Your worth 50 dollars? Wow I'll take you!
#50: No I'm a Martian from Mars.
Dave: Oh, say what now?
#50: I'm From Mars, I'm en alien.
Dave: So your en illegal? what country?
#50: Mars!
Dave: I don't mind banging an illegal, I do that all the time.
#50: That won't work out, I'm taken.
Dave: What kind of hooker are you?
#50: I'm not a hooker!
Dave: Who's available?
#50: Well there's Triple Six but she's been busy with Triple Seven but that guy's been busy with a lot of girls, 100 was single but she hooked up with 22.
Dave: what about you?
#50: I'm single but I'm not seeking at the moment.
Dave: Your a lesbo?
#50: No.
Dave: To bad I like lesbos.
#50: Judging from where you come from I'm not surprised.
Dave: Hey Jerry, Did you get the info?
#50: What was that about?
Dave: We stole some info from your computer.
#50: Do you work for Kids Next Door?
Dave: No and who are the Kids Next Door? I just stole genetics info on hybrid weed, I'm going to be so rich...you to Jerry.
#50: Not this again, but you can have that we don't care.
Dave: Sweet ass, but really what's the Kids Next...what a kid with sunglasses, another kid that looks like Todd, Japanese girl, a blond kid and a black girl just came into the room. What I don't know who you kids are, man I'm on a bad trip got a go.
#50: About time, wonder if Triple Six is available for some fun?
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Transmission Between #8 and #M16
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#8: Remember just like we planned.
#M16: Okay but can I ask why am I in a schoolgirl uniform?
#8: You distract the guards while I sneak in
#M16: What the hell, can you do this, your a actual girl and I don't think these guards are into boys in schoolgirl uniforms.
#8: go out there already.
#M16: No I want to sneak in and you wear this uniform.
#8: We don't have time to argue!
#M16: Yes we do!
#8: No we don't!
#M16: Yes we do!
#8: No we don't!
#M16: Yes we do....
#8: NO WE DON'T!!!!
#M16: Bottom line, I don't want to go out there looking like this, I'm no Bugs Bunny 8!
#8: Fine we'll switch.
-30 minutes later-
#8: I can't believe I agree to this.
#M16: Now just like we planned.
#8: @#$% this.
#M16: 8, 8, Where are you, 8, She ditched me and she looked good in that uniform. (alarm). Ah @%&*!
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#777: So because of the limited resources we have, we let those people suffer for another day, are we the UN? So what that we have a tiny army, so what that we don't have the adequate resources to help at the moment. I say we do what we can in our power to help the African People.
#666: I'm with him and not for the reason I love him but for the reason of kicking some ass.
#50: I stand by Triple Seven, we may lack resources but we can at least try.
#14: I say no, #800 is right, we can't take on a problem of this scale.
#119: I also say No for the same reasons
#800: Well, you kind of have a point.
#119: What?
#14: Say whoa?
#800: Triple Seven is right, we're not being much different then the UN and the other nations but we do have the resources and time, and we have an untapped resource like what 50 pointed out, not the nations but the people, we could recruit the population. There's lots of Africans that would love to join the Martian State if we welcome them with open arms when the other nations and factions rejected and tortured them. They want a hero and need a hero, let's be their heroes.
#119: Okay I'm in
#14: The minority looses.
#777: Glad to hear that, funny I expected you to putt up more of a fight?
#800: Well I came to my senses today.
#50: Good, let's talk about the war strategy.
#666: Finally some ass kicking!
#50: I'm going to lead the campaign.
#800: Now wait, we need to vote on whose going to be the general, besides I want the job.
#666: No I want the job!
#777: We'll vote, at the next large meeting.........................................
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#777: What kind of plans to we have when it comes to the invasion of Africa?
#50: One thing that is established, we need to gain trust with certain African governments that requested our help.
#800: Of course but we need an army that we don't have, we only have 200 trained Martian soldiers and we're going against millions of African soldiers and freedom fighters, not including the UN.
#666: We don't need en army, I say we build giant robots!
#777: No we need to go with 50, if we gain trust with certain governments they can provide the manpower as we provide the weapons, this will work.
#666: I still say we should build giant robots, come in, I would give us an edge!
#777: Shut up devil, it's not ethical.
#119: And not just weapons but medical as well because of the illnesses.
#14: Yes, illnesses are bad.
#666: @$%& you guys.
#50: From our last scouting party to Africa it's not looking good over there, most of Africa is under attack by rebels and dictator wannabes, murder and rape is higher then ever before and too many of them carry the AIDS disorder. I don't think there will be people over there as this rate, it's amazing that there's still people there right now.
#777: And that's why we need to do something, the UN and other nations on earth aren't doing enough.
#666: Yet their not doing enough about their own problems the lazy bastards.
#800: There's too much corruption in those nations to better themselves or the struggling nations around them, the struggling nations are on their own.
#777: Like I said, we can help.
#800: We don't have the resources!
#119: She's right we have good duplication technology but we need more of that tech to be more helpful to those nations.
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Transmission from Martian Headquarters
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There are rules that every Martian ship must fallow, disobeying the rules will result in being grounded for a month. Here are the rules.
1) When using the tractor beam, don't use too much power. the abducted would be killed by the force.
2) Remember that you keep the human calm, the human will do something drastic if the human is frightened.
3) When you probe the human, do not use the annal probe in the wrong hole, you can seriously damage the human physically and psychologically also.
4) Do not kill the human, drop them off in a inner city, let them do it.
5) Do not fall in love with the human and attempt to mate with it, unless the human is that hot.
6) Do not give the human any information on the universe, they can't handle it.
7) Do not keep the human as a pet, they stink.
8) when returning the human don't send the human home naked like a date rape victim, keep the human clothed.
9) Do not bring back Arnold, his ass stays on Earth.
10) Please bring back Penn and Teller, we need them to explain the ^$&&#^@% on the Jedi mind trick.
That's all for now, the Star Knights will discuss editing the rules in future meetings.
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>Transmission between #666 and #777: Connected<
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#666: So I was training with 50 at the shooting range and I beat her by 50 points, ironic right?
#777: Sounds funny.
#666: What the hell is the matter with you?
#777: Oh it's just that I have this problem.
#666: If you need to get laid just ask me.
#777: Not that I'm talking about my magnum here, it has a loose joint.
#666: Damn it.
#777: Maybe later.
#666: Alright!
#777: I fixed it (Laser fire)
#666: What was that?
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>Transmission between #35 and #100: Connected<
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#100: So have you seen any good movies lately?
#35: No sorry.
#100: Well I've seen this movie where this...
#35: I know, Let's talk about your patrol today.
#100: I was hoping that you would ask that, so I was over this country Iran and this missile zipped past me as I was watching this protesting rally.
#35: go on!
#100: it zipped right passed me and got a jet from behind me, that was a close one but the Iranians launched another missile but this time at me.
#35: How did you make it?
#100: I didn't remember a team had to pick me up, I crash landed in a middle of a street and had to fend off attacking townspeople!
#35: And that's why I just fixed your arm from a bullet wound.
#100: Yes, So do you want to go to the bar later.
#35: Not right now.
#100: Come on you creep people out by staying in that lab all the time.
#35: Sorry I've been working on this new experiment.
#100: Okay, suit yourself then.
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I've heard about this law in a chat room at ioffer.com, the Orphan Artist Act(I think that's the name of it) where if it passes ALL artists of ALL genres have to sign papers on ALL of their work to prove that the work they make is their own to the copyright office, what the *%&^ where's Penn and Teller when you need them!!!

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