Communications From Martian Headquarters

Martian Chatter #21

Transmission between #777 and #800: connected
ComF: 133456 59586 2345 678899
Signal: good

#777: Okay if it's about me and Triple six again...
#800: No that's not it, I'm calling about a mission weeks ago.
#777: Oh where M16 and MG42 got ambushed, that was a weird mission.
#800: Your telling me, M16 got a party full of women on earth pragnet and MG42 massacared a gang of street thugs.  All I could say is, we need them on more missions.
#777: Say whoa?
#800: Yes I know they broke some major rules but they did some good out there.
#777: M16 made love to a party of Earthlings.
#800: We could breed the Earthings out.
#777: And MG42...okay she done good.
#800: Yes so more missions or do we put them on installation staff?
#777: You win I'll send them to...India.
#800: Your kidding? You want to send M16 there?
#777: Okay China?
#800: Send Them to Mexico you twit!
#777: Why?
#800: Agent Argus's men have been snooping around in that part of the world and we need to know what so send M16 and MG42 down there.
#777: Agent Argus?  I think you should leave him to the Star Knights or us.
#800: Your right what was I thinking sending a lewd bastard and a gang killer.
End Of Transmission

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