Martian Profile: Area 51

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As usual Area 51 is a testing area for the USAF and where we spy on their new aircraft being tested. The do have other activity there that you would not believe and be shocked if you were to hear them here's some examples:

1) They do extensive testing on the human conditioning, mind control and brainwashing. They managed to get a man to eat human droppings like it was a brownie and urine as if it was lemon flavor beer.

2) They do have control and monitor all activity on the Internet, so If you been viewing porno sites...they know and have a documentation.

3) They did implant little cameras in your TVs and light bulbs, so they know what you been up to in your house and that includes all your "kinky" activity.

4) They do put things in your water...and us we do pee in you water supply for laughs.

5) They do not have dead aliens anymore, they had to give them back.

6) Certain people have scandalous connections to this facility like the secretary of defense, High officers in the USAF, few Mobsters and some KND Operatives.

7) They have lasers there, but ours are way better, their lasers can't even cut a cake.

8) 666, 777 and Bill Clinton had a threesome there...Okay that's not true, but the two did had some fun with a celebrity there.

That's all for now.
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