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My Comic Relief 1Posted Apr-26-08 22:28:24 PDT
Note: This is just comedy so don't take it too seriously and have fun. The reason for this post is just to tell few stand-up like jokes. I watch alot of stand up so here we go. One day I saw this couple at my local subway, they ordered two sandwiches and left then they came back and ordered two more a few minutes later. The guy asked "What's on your vedge Delite" and I was thinking "How much crack have you been smoking." or where I live, "Lay off the meth, your retarding yourself!" The couple leaves and one of my friends that works there Nate said "That's an ugly couple!" I said "They're perfect for each other, the girl didn't bitch about his stupid question." My town is boring and lonely but at least it's not dangerous dispite the Ku Klux Klan population and I'm related to people they want to kill like French and Native American. We don't get drive-bys but we get honk-bys or yell-bys very annoying at times. The only thing I like about this town is the Mexican population, they are very nice people not like the spoiled rich European(white) brats that don't like you unless you have a nice car the shallow jerks. Because of my Cherokee side at times I'm mistaken as ether part Mexican or Japanese, one time I went to a collage building for art class and the manager thought I was one of the janitors there, to mess with her I said, "Si" but too bad I would have got away with free money to blow on some hot date. But really I look like a sexy female librarian face wise...but I'm a dude. I have a odd figure, I'm big and buff but also feminine. Glad I'm not in the criminal underground, I would not do good in prison, I would be gangbanged so much I wouldn't need to drink anything. I hang out at a coffee shop all most all the time because I don't like to drink, I'm a loose and fun loving dude and beer would just grease the wheels. The people in this town have a different brand of homor then I do or in otherwards none, It's hard to make these people laugh at times. these people are almost crazy, they're almost as miserable as a new yorker but yet they have the sence of humor of a SS stormtrooper...am I in the Middle East? That's all for now, thank you for reading and happy shopping! |
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