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This is not a joke. This really works…
The 100% guaranteed way to get your story promoted to Digg’s front page (assuring you of 1,000s of visitors in a few hours and the wonderful prospect of server overload) is…
Get Kevin Rose to submit it for you.
Yes, it’s really THAT simple.
You see, Kevin is the 100% man. His submits never fail to make it to the front page. Indeed, in the last 365 days he has submitted 145 stories and EVERY SINGLE ONE has made it to the front page.
So how do you get Kevin to submit one of your posts?
I have absolutely no idea whatsoever!
IF EVERYONE DIGGS THIS STORY - IT WILL BE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF DIGG!
DIGG HERE!
