Jeff Kent needs to go to his ranch and pretend that he is not from Bellflower Ca. Southern CA.   The National League West is the worst division in the Majors. This late in the season and still lolling about .500 is a poor showing at for a squad that draws over 45 thousand fans on average every game for the season. So what to do. Take it. Steal this Division, Pennant and Championship while we are at it. This squad needs to play like it has a pair. They have to have fun with each other, and yes even like each other. They have to have heart. Jeff Kent has moustache.

Well everybody,   Your loyal and able UPS Driver has had quite a busy season. I wish all of you the best in the coming year. God bless you all.

  Well, all I can say is wait till next year.

 Well.. hello.   I would like to thank you for your interest in the store, and the blog. You folks are the best. We are going on a little well deserved vacation to the Mid-West. We are headed to Chicago for the Cubs vs Dodgers series.  We will return on September 9, 2007. All items won will be shipped after this date. That's right... no one will be here to process your order. I am taking the entire crew! Watch for us on the tube.. we will be waving the big blue Dodger flag!  We are heading into some stormy areas of the country, so thank's again...   On the back burner.. Watch that "wide stance," and I have not been gay. Ever... No really, dammit.  Now excuse me whilst I find a nice, seedy, public restroom in a known "cruising" area to take a dump.  With a wide stance.   Right.....   Maybe I'll hold it till I get home. Where I can crap in peace and comfort.  But what do I know?  I'm no Republican Senator... With lofty virtues, or self loathing or whatever...   Where are all the worthy foes?  Like flys..... or gnats.  Which reminds me, we are taking collections for the Att. General. Any thing will help... Odd jobs, trees trimmed, papers shredded, trash removed, obstacles terminated.  Low price. No job too low. Will stoop for poop.                     Now if we can just ride out this last year, huh George?  Get back to the ranch and give everybody the finger.         Damn shame.  The only good thing to come of all this is the implosion of the GOP. No stoic cowboys here. Just a bunch of self hating, boy loving, liars and frauds.   You want a cowboy?   What's wrong with Cal Worthington?  He certainly would use his head more than the current mockboy. Literally. Till his ears are turning red. Go see Cal Go see Cal Go see Cal......