Five N Ten or A Penny For My Thoughts
Archive - July 2006

HEAVEN "vs" HELL

Heaven "vs" Hell
  

While walking down the street one day a  Senator from Iowa is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do
is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you
can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the
senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself
in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse
and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians
who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar
and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who
has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a
good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator
rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
choose your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would
never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I
think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a
barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here
and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning...... Today you voted."

.

WE HAVE DECIDED...

OUR DEEPEST NEED

Your laws ignore our deepest needs,
Your words are empty air.
You've stripped away our heritage,
You've outlawed simple prayer.
Now gunshots fill our classrooms,
And precious children die.
You seek for answers everywhere,
And ask the question "Why?"
You regulate restrictive laws,
Through legislative creed.
And yet you fail to understand,
That God is what we need!

Copywrite Darrell Scott

A Life Friend

A Life Friend

What is a true friend, where are they found?
They are few in numbers, where do they abound?

What is a true friend, someone to trust,
Our deep inner self, not just our crust

What is a true friend with whom I can share?
One who does not judge, one who just cares.

What is a true friend, our lifes to intrust,
One who treats us with fairness that's just.

What is a true friend, I do know you see,
A true friend is someone, just like you and me.

Toby Edmondson
Copyright © 2006 Motivational Graffiti
All Rights Reserved

Darkness To Light

Darkness To Light

Hiding in dark places, I can't see the light.
Looking for something, but have no insight.

Feelings of cold seem to have filled my life.
It seems it's been filled with conflict and strife.

I need to remove the chains, ropes and fear,
Does anyone see, does anyone hear?

Give me a sign, a word to the wise.
Will I ever again, see blue colored skies?

You then came into my life without warning,
Is that really the sun, has my night turned to morning?

A word of encouragement, You tell me I can,
Do I have the strength, Is that who I am?

I step out in faith, you said it can be done,
If I just persist and don't quit till I have won.

How do I repay you, what should I do
To show my sincere appreciation for you?

You say: "The price is just this, if you really care.
To reach out to others and with the light share."

I reach out now to those who in dark places dwell,
And show them the light, and your message tell.

I find that each day, the light grows even brighter.
The load that I carry, becomes ever lighter.

Sharing and Caring is what life's about.
I'll keep growing stronger, of this there's no doubt.

Join in the task of making others life's bright
That others may too, come from Darkness to light.

Toby Edmondson
Copyright © 2006 Motivational Graffiti
All Rights Reserved

Lost a Fishing Partner or Found and Expert?

Subject: Lost A Fishing Partner or Found an Expert? 

Well last Saturday my fishing partner went and got married. I had told his fiance that I was going to object at the proper time during the ceremony to this union. I was requested to arrive at least two hours early for this big event and told there was plenty of rum and coke to keep my busy for two hours.
Talk about trying to be sneaky!! His bride to be wanted me drunk and smiling during their ceremony.
I FOOLED HER!! I didn't arrive until 10 minutes before the ceremony and arrived SOBER!!
Well, to make a long story short, when the minister got to the part when he says "If anyone has cause for this union to not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace.", My wife grabbed my arm and dug her fingernails in DEEP!!, but I got the last laugh, the BRIDE thought of me and began to giggle. Ahh, I got my two cents in the backdoor.
Well the good new is (no, not that they are now married) that the bride has already purchased her fishing license and says she will love to join us fishing. I have not lost a fishing partner, I have gained (no not another fishing partner) a person in the boat who knows everything. lol. Life is good.
Toby Edmondson

When is too much not enough?

When is too much not enough?

Can one say I love you too often?

Can you give a child too many hugs?

Can you send your wife too many roses?

Can you read too much?

Can you learn too much?

Can you have to much self worth?

Can you share too much?

Can you have too much good health?

Can you have too many friends?

These are just a few of the things that come to mind when I think I have enough in life.  I guess I still have a lot to do and better get busy.

Can you add to this list? Please feel free to do so. I think there are a lot of things that one can not have enough of.

Toby Edmondson

WANT TO WIN??

I am a school bus driver and, along with my morning and afternoon route during the school year, drive the highschool sports teams.

This summer I have been driving some of the Boys Baseball Trips and have found two different types of athletes on my bus.  Those who want to win and those who DESIRE to win.

The differences between the two are really pretty simple.  Those who want to win, show up and and give 100%.  Those who DESIRE to win, PREPARE and give 110%.

If you or I want to win in life we also must prepare. We must focus our attention on the skills, knowlege and path to the success we desire. 

We can show up everyday, or we can give 110% and along with preparation find our goals with in reach.

Do you "want" to win or "desire" to win?

Toby Edmondson ( fiventen )

FILLING MY PLATE

Well I just had a big Fourth of July picnic supper.  Grilled steak, potato salad, spring salad, and watermellon.   I filled my plate twice!! 

After an enjoyable meal I decided to spend some time in a chatroom online where many of my friends hang out.  While I know communication in chat is less than perfect, many in this chatroom attack one another and it is almost ALWAYS over a misunderstanding of some sort.  Some of these misunderstandings go on for months and years. 

I thought about the great meal I had just finished and how I had chosen the things I like and how it brought me satisfaction.  I then thought about the chat and realized I had had my "fill" there also.  It was not just this one time, but a cummulation of events that distress me.

Why am I filling my "plate" with this negativity?  I also visit another chatroom on a regular basis.  The thing about this other chatroom is that most there are people with brain injuries.  What amazes me is there are NEVER any fights, cat scratching, mean posts in the brain injury chat.  I will be spending a lot more time with my friends there.

I will miss my friends in the other chat and hope they understand that I have a choice to "fill my plate" with negativity or with positive energy.  I am making the choice to surround myself with the positive energy I get from those who while having brain injury, are courteous, helpful and loving.

How do you "Fill Your Plate"?

Toby Edmondson ( fiventen )   


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