Being a Jew does have its perks on Christmas. Whilst all of you were scurrying about at grandma's house or receiving Christ orally, I ascertained knowledge of the Godfather's death and mourned his passing properly: in front of the computer. As my good friend iTunes and I wept, you itty-bitty Catholics were too busy running around paying homage to your little buddy in the manger, completely oblivious to the spear that was just lodged into the rib cage of humanity (pun intended). You should be ashamed of yourselves. Jesus is born every year... how often does James Brown die, huh? You couldn't take a minute or two away from your living life to respect the obvious superior of the two men (that is, if Jesus WAS a man; puberty was never documented, therefore I don't believe it)? Think about it, who deserves the worship here? Jesus? What'd he do, save for a couple miracles once or twice a week? James Brown was one of the most influential figures in 20th-century popular music! He had over 50 top-ten singles, he did lots of drugs, got his eyebrows tattooed and liked driving fast. I mean, c'mon... Jesus who?

So, next time, think of who's more important.

--Or maybe I'm asking the wrong question--
Could it be possible that the Holy Trinity is not a tri-nity at all?! Could it be that there were four persons to one body!? A Holy Quadity?! The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit and the Godfather of Soul... Hmm... Interesting... Very interesting.