hugs welcome

I do.

I am a Zizzer- Zazzer-Zuz

as you can plainly see!

;o)

:O)

miles of smiles-  :o)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

:Oo~ *sIzZlE*, sIzZlE*, sIzZlE*

COFFEE ALL AROUND!..........ANYONE FOR A CUPPA?

I'm so sad I could cry a pint.

A pint of tears I might, I might.

Boo-hoo.

Boo-hoo.

Boo-hoo.

A pint of tears.

Boo-hoo.

boo-hoo. *sigh*

Boo-hoo!

Now I'm twice as sad, and I think I 'ort'

to see if I can cry a quart!

Boo-hoo.

Boo-hoo.

Boo-hoo.

Oh please bring the quart jar too!

Boo-hoo, boo-hoo, boo-hoo-hoo........hoo!

FOUR QUARTS MAKE A GALLON!

Hungry, hungry, I am hungry.

Table, table, here I come.

I could eat three bowls of goolash,

half a pound of wuzzled wheat.

I could eat a goose-moose burger,

fifteen pickles and a purple plum!

I could eat a peck of poobers,

then I'd really get to work and eat!

Oysters, noodles, strawberry stroodles,

French fries, fish hash, one red beet.

Donuts, dumplings, blueberry bumplings,

chocolate mush-mush, super sweet.

Lamb chops, wham chops, huckleberry mish-mash,

Clam stew, ham stew, watermelon wush-wush,

Oh, the things that I could eat!

Oh, the stuff that I could eat!

Deep dish rhubarb upside down cake,

I could eat a frittered flum.

Hungry, hungry, I am starving!

Table, table HERE I COME!

Fires in the cracker POP!, POP!, POP!

Fires in the popper CRACK!, CRACK!, PING!

Burning firecracker *SIZZLE*, *SIZZLE*, *FLING*}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

.............................................BANG!

have fun be safe.

Please be safe this holiday. Catcha on the flipside!

Roman Candles, M80's, firecrackers, and beer!........and Jack Daniels!....and me.

I once knew a feller who had twelve teeth, five on top, and five underneath,

and one in his pocket and that left one more that he kept back home in his

bureau drawer.

He said, "It is the truth, that my very best tooth, so I keep it safe, safe at home,

in my bureau drawer!"

Pop, pop, pop!............{{{*crackle*}}}.........POP!

Time goes past.

Time goes fast.

Comes a time in every party

when the party parts.

Good times end.

Good night good friends.

Good night to all your warm

and friendly foolish hearts.

So rumble, rumble, home now.

Rumble, rumble, rumble home.

Rumble, stumble, stumble home now,

in your your rumble, stumble cars.

Bless your souls.

Don't fall in any holes.

This party's only parted till the next one starts!

I feel so yawn, yawn, yawn today

Looks like I'm going to yawn all day.

I'm too yawwwn to work.

Too yawn to play.

I feel so yawn, yawn, yawn today.

It's sad *yawn* but true*yawn*, got

a lot of yawn to do*yawn*, but they won't be done *yawn*

by you know who.

*YAWWWNING*

Maybe I'll do these yawns tomorrow*yawn* tomorrow *yawn* I may.

But I feel too yawn, yawwwwwwwwn, yawwwwnnnnnn, today.

I feel so yawn, so yawwn, yawwwwwn, yawwwwwwwwwwn, today. *yawn*

The left sock thievers have been sneaking into town.

So don't you ever let them catch you with your left

sock down.

They reach around dark corners, when you stroll about

at night.

Then, WHOOSH! There goes your left sock. And your

left there with your right! And when the left sock thievers

make a left sock theft, you'll be feeling kind of foolish

with your right sock left!

Where is the relief?!