It's Only Words
Archive - May 2008

WIZARD OF OZ

Well...........
........at least PART of the Wizard of Oz!


It's  TOTO!!
(see item ending in few more days)


Thanks for looking!
:o)

Just Like A Kid

"Oh, boy! I'm glad you're here," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side.

"Why?" she asked.

"Because now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us."

"What trick?"

"Well, he told Mommy that if you came to visit, he would climb the walls."

Stray Cat Strut Kittens

Up for Auction my husbands Boxing Poster that Includes Jack Dempsey!

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Bewitched - A Little Diddy

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Soon and Very Soon.................

We   have   items  ending.........................


Thanks for looking!
:)

Survey says! Do most of your items up for auction,

recieve bids at the last minute ? 

One more.................. :)

Sven was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Ole outside the Jewelry Store. Ole noticed that Sven had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

Vhat have you just purchased Sven?" Ole asks.

Vell, now that you've asked," replies Sven, "It's my Lena's birthday
tomorrow And vhen I asked her this morning vhat she vanted for her birthday, Lena said, “Oh, I dun know, dear, yust give me something with vots of diamonds.

"So vhat did you get her?" Ole asks.
Sven smirks and says, "I bought her a deck of cards."

Let's Have Some Fun!!!

.....................Wedding   Secret....................


A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren.

When asked the secret for staying together all that time,

the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."

NEW LISTING!

New  listing..........it's REALLY cute..............
ya gotta look, to SEE what I mean!

:o)







Thank  you!

CALLING ALL FATHERS



* My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
* Do fathers always snore? No - only when they are asleep!
* One time my kids wanted to surprise me with a good breakfast in bed on Father's Day. They put a cot in the kitchen.
* If you think about it, Adam had more trouble than any of the rest of us buying his Father a gift for Father's Day. I mean, what do you get somebody who's got Everything?

Junior had just received his brand new driver's license. To celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his first official drive. Dad went immediately to the back seat, right behind the newly licensed driver.
"I'll bet you are back there to get a change of scenery, right? After all these months of sitting up here, teaching me how to drive?" Junior said to his dad.
"Nope!" said dad. "I'm going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me for sixteen years!"

Charlie Daniels - In America

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Coffee Humor

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."

The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well?"

So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God!"

Question : Auction vs. Pay it now......

I have a poster up for auction, and was offered an immediate payment.  How would I proceed from here, if I accept the offer?  (there is ONE bid on this item)

*ITEMS ENDING VERY SOON..............

Three out of four items I have listed are ending in (approx.) 1 1/2 days..............please take a look!


Thanks so much!
:)

JUST FOR FUN......

  IF YOU COULD CHOOSE ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF,
  WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Greatest Prank

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Bumper Stickers

  Black holes are where God divided by zero!

...All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand!

...Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

N-E-1 like MIMES?

What did one mime say to the other mime?





Nothing

JUST SAY "CHEESE"

.....WHEN  CHEESE  GETS  IT'S  PICTURE  TAKEN

     WHAT  DOES  IT  SAY????




:)
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