Archive - June 2008 What's a long horn blogger?How's it going Hot Foot ?Couple of Items Listed!Posted Jun-30-08 16:48:21 PDT Yes, maybe a few of you already know........... but for those who don't: I now have a couple of items listed! (yay, me!) Thanks for looking!! LOL! Banananana......where does it end??Seamstress, take a look! :)Posted Jun-30-08 09:44:50 PDT YAY...............just listed some items!!Posted Jun-30-08 08:51:07 PDT A Few Good JokesPosted Jun-30-08 07:24:52 PDT
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up! What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed? The Fodder of Our Country! What's red, white, blue, and ugly as a possum? A revolutionary warthog! What was Thomas Jefferson's favorite dessert? Monti jello! Give Yourself AwayPosted Jun-30-08 06:45:06 PDT Try Giving Yoursel Away! "Why not? Not only is is a fine hobby, but a wonderful way to collect friends!! Springs from, and Speaks to the heart!" Where have all the cowboys gone?Posted Jun-30-08 05:41:39 PDT Be Realistic..........Plan for a miracleThunder & Lightening!Posted Jun-28-08 21:35:23 PDT Yep, I know it's hard to believe........... ........NOT!! N-E-ways, in Southern Oregon tonight!!! But just for about an hour and a half!! 3 Little Pigs..........The WOLF's SIDEPosted Jun-28-08 12:56:07 PDT June Carter (As Polly .......) CUTE!!Posted Jun-28-08 11:50:49 PDT Pay It BackPosted Jun-28-08 11:24:24 PDT Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers
burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,
others line the customers, including the accountants, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on, accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" Accountant number one replies, "it's that $50 I owe you." A Few Wise Words............Posted Jun-28-08 11:00:16 PDT "Man cannot discover new oceans until he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." (author unknown) This is Interesting.....................Largest Tower in the WorldPosted Jun-28-08 09:19:17 PDT HOLD ON TIGHTPosted Jun-28-08 08:20:29 PDT Two Pondering ZebrasPosted Jun-27-08 12:07:28 PDT Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is." This is ONLY A JOKE!!!Posted Jun-27-08 11:03:08 PDT A man left for work one Friday afternoon. It was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.YORK................Posted Jun-27-08 09:13:32 PDT |