This is my blog...

This is my blog - There are others like it but this one is mine.

in today's litigious society I fell that I should have a few disclaimers attached to my writing so I don't get sued.
So, here goes,

Not valid with any other offer.
Batteries not included.
Do not drop.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
Shipping and handling not included.
Low monthly payments.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend.
Do not take internally.
May cause drowsiness.
Caution, contents may be hot.
Keep out of reach of children.
Not intended for children under two.
May include moderate to mild side effects.
Park closes at dusk.
Do not enter.
No parking.
No admittance.
Under 17 not admitted without parent or guardian.
No talking.
No eating.
No smoking.
Turn off cell phones.
Banned in 17 countries.
Warranty void if label removed.
No user serviceable parts inside.
Caution! high voltage.
Deer crossing.
Do not molest wildlife.
Do not feed the bears.
No trespassing.
Speed limit 65 mph.
Curb your dog.
No littering.
No loitering.
No passing.
No cheating.
No stopping or standing.
No parking between signs.
No weapons beyond this point.
If you keep making that face - it will freeze like that.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
All unattended vehicles with be towed at owner's expense.
All items not claimed after 30 days will be sold.
Don't leave the butter on the table - the cat will lick it.
Choking hazard - not suitable for children under two.

Well that should cover things here for a while.
New disclaimers will be added as situations warrant.

Later
EMk