Anyone out there trade a view for a joke?

No joke.

of course she also said that I should have a goal in life.

So I do.

I wanna have 5000 views on my blog by I dunno next Sunday

So that friends is my goal. If I have to post day and night, by next Sunday I am going to have 5000 views.

And don't you worry.  I will have worked hard for those views.

Gotta put on my posting music.           CHECK .

My Wayfares.                                      CHECK.

BLUE footed BOOBIES of TIME?        CHECK

Autographed copy of Barry Manilow's

     greatest hits?                                     er No

With this our intrepid, yeah intrepid, and highly motivated AmaZonia Warrior wench reved up her engine and pointed her built in BLUE footed BOOBIE COMPASS OF TIME to the West. In search of 708 kind and loving bloggers who would at least click on her sight. While it is yet to be told if she'll make it. She is secure in the knowledge that her faithfriend Zeppo is by her side.

They just past view marker 4976.

26 views and they were cross the county line.

30 and they were home.

They almost didn't get this far.

"Honestly Domino you got the bladder of a chipmunk and the brain of a squirrel."

Iron Chassis had been yellin the whole way. He couldn't believe that one woman needed that many pit stops. He could have driven the whole way with nothin more that a half gallion glass orange juice jug. If he worked at it he wouldn't even have to slow down. But not Domino. Like nothing he'd ever seen. That girl had do go if you even breathed the word "drop".

LOL Kate that is fantastic. How in the world did you do that???\

It's perfect. I gotta talk to you. Got an idea. Have to take care of some stuff this afternoon. But yes I am interested. Kate darlin yer husband is one lucky man. Seriously. That is fantastic. I love the "The Domino Effect" And the character's. It really is perfection. So.

When do we get this show started. I am so ready. Last night was the most fun I have had in a long time.

I'm going to stop back at you blog. In the mean time. What are you doing tonight or sometime this weekend?

I think I really did enjoy the collaborative effort. I have been writing by myself. This with everyone about is somuch better.

I know for a fact that I am not writing one more word on Blogville until I know you will be there. ((((((hugs))))))) You really are a perfection in motion. Iron.

Ah no, Wrong post. Sorry. This is the Sadie Hawkin's Day thing. Hey listen. You did give to your favorite charity didn't you? A real charity by the way not yer self or a friend. Just wondering.

And my kiss from ya wearing kilts hmmm?

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Turn about is indeed fair play. According to Queen Margaret, 1288, February 29th or Leap Day, is the day when the tables turn in the war of the sexes. Yes ladies, on this day, you may ask the man of your choice for his hand in marriage. If said object of your affection dares to reject your offer of marriage, he must pay some penalty in order to reduce the sting of his rejection. This penalty has been prescribed by Queen Margaret of Scotland true, but I do thinks there is another penalty that is agreeable as well. If the object of your affection does indeed reject your proposal, you might ask him to deliver to you one kiss on the lips while dressed in his best kilt and that he tender to his favorite charity a donation. This kiss and donation should be delivered at the hour and time agreeable to both parties. I think you will agree that this could be a fun time experienced by all.

Well ladies time to find yer laddies and as they say make hay while the leap year sun doth shine on us all. Happy Leap Year. Happy Leap Day. Happy Sadie Hawkin's Day. Happy extra day in that fair journey known as your life.

Best regards to all readers of 12dogs and a blog,

Iron Chassis

PS I think I'd ask everybody and their mother just to get the rejection pressies! REMEMBER IF HE SAYS NO IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR FAVORITE CHARITY.  If someone said yes I might just faint. If one said yes I'd faint from pure happiness. The rest I'd faint from shock!

Blogland

In developement a new show so big it took a whole extra day in the year to report on it.

Blogland created by some of the best writers in Ebay tv history is a new dramady created for eBay tv. Follow the intertwined stories of  the talented writers of 4 separate network nightime soap operas. Katheryn Hartley, talented and successful author and creater of the soap Plano. Ms. Hartley and her friend, author, radio talk show host and sexpert, Angie Tover walk the redcarpets and parties of Hollywood and New York. And Domino Altier, their rival in life and in the world of eBay tv. Domino is the creater of rival soap "bicoastal". Set in LA and NYC. "Bicoastal" is about the world of late night tv as they all race for guests and ratings. Intertwined between these shows is the industry that reports on the comings and goings of this world. Print reports like the ravishing columnist and ace reporter, Olivia Alexa. The fashion maven and editor of Face Magazine, Dee Jennings. Entertainment editor and man of mystery, Frisky Dawg. But this story isn't just for the bicoastal or the bicurious.

Will write more as news becomes available.

Casting call still for many characters.

So stay tuned.

lol and definately read the comments from the beginning they are hysterically funny.

Okay people.

This cast of characters is pretty darn big here.

Needs it' own thread just to get them all straight. Which is gonna be a comedy because I cant't even organize my underwear drawer.

So.

This is a dramady. A dramady about life in the creative jungles of ebay tv.

Four rival networks. Four rival late night soaps. One big story.

Right now I'm not giving the net works a name, I'm gonna go read K8's soap and see what I can rip off, I mean be inspired by, from her soap. Then there are alot of others mentioned. But just for the sake of beginning.

Lets see what's already been cast.

First

Plano

Created by the beautiful, sexy, author  Katheryn Hartley. This epic wildly popular late night soap opera was based on Ms Hartley's  best selling novel of the same name. Ms Hartley and her friend, author and successful radioshow sexpert Angie Trove. Have only one thing that eludes them. The only thing that their rival Domino Altier had. No not the Emmy, No. George Clooney (hey I'm writing this. I'd like to get something outta this.) But K8 and Angie Trove have a plan.

wow. I don't think I can do this alone.  Need writers.

HEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPP,

I'll be hiding out in the Comments section praying for help from yall. See ya there. You'll know who I am. I'm the writer hyperventilating into the paper bag mumbling,"It's just too big. What am I goint to do? HEELLP"

Dear Kathyrn,

So sorry about losing that Emmy, ouch, while it so difficult for me to really appreciate your loss, I am sure that someone as talented as you will certainly have another opportunity next year. Don't give up hope dear. You are always welcome to come see mine.

Love you.

xxx

Domino

If you are wondering what this is about. It seems that two more character have been added to  the cast.

Katheryn Hartley, Romance writer and creater of the popular night time soap opera, "Plano, Texas". She is in a fist within a velvet glove pissing match with Domino Altier cousin to the New Orleans Altiers. Domino also a book author is creator of the rival night time soap set in LA and NYC  a sophisticated dramady called "bicoastal".

Who's the other character? Well that would be wellknown radio personality and sex columnist-- Angie Trove. Katheryn, K8 to her friends, and Angie are caught in a funny but caustic rivalry for men, ratings, and pissin rights. Frisky Dawg, Washington Times theater critic called it.....? Stay tuned.

I was thinking that the cast of characters has increased mightly and I find it mightly entertaining.

Gonna have to  collect up characters

But first what to call it? I was thinking

"Blogland"

or

"As the Blogland Turns"

Any suggestions?

Will be in "view draft" writing a character list it you need me.

I know, I know. And when did Iron Chassis become a guy. I think the plot got twisted a bit. May have to rewrite. Which might be good cause CJ and that bikini mogal from Utah just showed up. And Aswesow is out there too. And the Altier family of New Orleans, Nana, Mojo, Aiden,Newt and their Real Estate advisor Ms. Crouching Prairie Dog. And then there is Frisky dog and Imaginearts. And Senator Pegs.Gets a bit complicated. Gotta go use the facilities and think about it. BRB

Mean time the music in the back ground is What was I thinking

" I know what I was feeling. But what was I thinking?....."

" if your going through hell keep on going..." was playing now. Dallas, now there's a man. She closed her eyes and thought of the last time she saw him up on the stage. She was taking photos  of the band.  She and Dallas's wife were doing a photo shoot for his next album.  My word that woman was lucky. Not only was she a talented photographer and ceramic artist, but she had one rockin fox of a husband.  What a guy. Talented photographer, recording artist, and honestly a rockin' fox.  Taking photos of Dallas and the band was a piece of cake. It was the last photo shoot before a well deserved vacation.

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

smile you might be in this story. :)

http://blogs.ebay.com/dallasreject

http://www.myspace.com/thelifeandtimesofjonsmith

of course she also said that I should have a goal in life.

So I do.

I wanna have 5000 views on my blog by I dunno next Sunday

So that friends is my goal. If I have to post day and night, by next Sunday I am going to have 5000 views.

And don't you worry.  I will have worked hard for those views.

Gotta put on my posting music.           CHECK .

My Wayfares.                                      CHECK.

BLUE footed BOOBIES of TIME?        CHECK

Autographed copy of Barry Manilow's

     greatest hits?                                     er No

With this our intrepid, yeah intrepid, and highly motivated AmaZonia Warrior wench reved up her engine and pointed her built in BLUE footed BOOBIE COMPASS OF TIME to the West. In search of 708 kind and loving bloggers who would at least click on her sight. While it is yet to be told if she'll make it. She is secure in the knowledge that her faithfriend Zeppo is by her side.

Only 708 views till she reached the promised land.

Meanwhile. In blogland. Aswesow waited....

It's gonna be the BIG BLUE Footed BOOBIES OF TIME by an overwhelming majority of  me and Pegs.

that's cause Imaginearts didn't vote.

What does a BIG BLUE Footed BOOBIE sound like anyway?

dunno. don't care. don't want to know. it's probably unpleasant.

The NICK OF TIME is also STOOPID.

Be it now agreed upon by vote

It is now THE BIG BLUE footed BOOBIES OF TIME.

wait a minute we just found another vote stuffed in the Comment ballot box . Hang on this could be a cliffhanger or the 2000 presidential election. Somebody go wake up the Supreme Court. We may need their help.

intrigue, Imaginearts has stepped up to cast a vote

a hush falls over blogland. Imaginearts walks up to the podium and says

I think think the cow of time is STOOPID.

What we need is the ARMADILLO  OF TIME. One MORE armadillo we keep on Tv is one LESS armadillo I have tearing up my yard. 

Now that I think of it the ARMADILLO OF TIME is also STOOPID. 

Maybe we need the NICK OF TIME.

Or maybe THE BLUE FOOTED BOOBIE OF TIME.  Ooops. Wrong post. I write alot in this blog. Hang on I promise the next post will be the one we're looking for.

Promise. Maybe.

Go back to

http://blogs.ebay.com/Ironchassis

Thanks.

Hillary has health care crisis

Free ebay reports that she faints.

film at 11.

Like that old song. Give 'em your sign.

I'll start.

I think cumulatively,

Congress

is stoopid.

But wait Aswesow

Don't kick out pre schoolers with mohawks.

We like them Aswesow.

We gonna take them on field trips to Disneyworld.

Or rather their parents are

We're going shopping

Hey they're getting a vacation to Disneyworld.

They want us to keep their applejuice stoked, Tiggerbouncing, preschooler too???

No way.

Kick em out too.

all preschoolers are distracting

imagine

35 preschoolers

bouncing like Tigger

or maybe Ducky

stoked on applejuice

and

Barney

kick 'em all out

this is NOT stupid

We agree Aswesow

Kick 'em all out.

Ah I feel so much better.

It's 948 views not 48 views until I hit 5000.

I am so stoopid.