Hmmm anyone wanna' go

to Mojito night at the Wash n Brew?  Sure it's a combination bar and laundromat.  But heck the music's good and so's the 2 for 1 Mojitos. AND my cousin's running the legal clinic on Tuesdays with two for one no fault divorce clinics on Thursdays. 

Okay so not funny and you're going wha' the heck but at least you're awake.

Which is good cause you got to go to the next link. 

 Somedays I think that no one understands me.

To them I say NUTS!