Next...talking about reality here.

...I'm an adult. I get reality checks all day long. I get plenty of reality checks. What I need is a soft shoulder and a kind word...

Dear  Off the clock people,

Have a great evening.

Hope you have lots of soft shoulders and kind words this evening.

The folks at 12 dogs.

So.I was talking to Odysseus and he said...

Answer comment:

Thanks, Yep If we could cash those reality checks we'd be rich. As for the soft shoulders. No problem. As long as someone's bringing the love? It's good.

Now I've added this next part. It's a letter to Auntie. This was added after the lovely comment from person above and isn't directed at him. He's a lovely person.

Now to the Dear Auntie Slacker letter.

Dear Auntie,

Sigh.

Day after day I sit here and write.

I do it for me. If someone else reads it and they like it? I'm surprised and happy.

Welcome.

I really am glad you visited 12 dogs and stayed to read.

I'm really surprised if anyone reads what I write.

That's the truth.

However sometimes I write something that bugs a person.

Really.

Did I say really?

Because I really, really, really, really meant really.

Really.

But that's not my question really. Or is it really?

Yeah I guess I do use the word really ALOT. Really.

Lately I've been thinking about internet relationships. Not just the guy girl or girl girl or guy guy kind. But just how we relate to each other as people. I do that from time to time.

And  I got an email.

I tweaked someones feelings.

I'm sorry if I hurt someone's feelings. It seems that every time I TRY not to hurt their feelings bingo end up hurting their feelings. 

This is really upsetting.

So I want to say I'm sorry for hurting their feelings even if I was TRYING not to hurt their feelings.

What do I do Auntie?

Dagnabit

Dear Dagnabit,

Interesting name by the way.

Auntie suggests naps and sex.

That usually clears up everything.

However if you are not able to or inclined to have sex?

Take  naps and cold showers.

You'll feel refreshed.

Luckily Auntie gets to have sex with her naps. Cold showers are over rated.

So best I can tell you? Take the nap and skip the shower. 

I hear that dream sex is perfectly okay.

Let me know how it goes.

Auntie Slacker