Artsy Farsty Grandma In Ohio
Archive - January 2007

Penguin Knees

Do penguins have knees? Everyone that knows me now knows I have way to much time on my hands. Sitting here at 4:42 am on a cold cold morning, drinking my first cup of hot coffee, wondering what to write about after checking my ebay buys,  my mind races to crazy thoughts. I find that crazy thoughts are good to have and sure hope I never ever loose mine.

One other thing, if your having a hot pocket and it's cold, do you just call it a pocket?  ewwwwwwwww a cold hot pocket, nassy concept, it's all I can do to eat them hot. ewwwwwwwwww..

Hugs to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sit and Spin

Why would a grandmother of 5, mother of 2, 60 years old want to sit and play on a sit and spin. Well while doing my grandma task of caring for the kids at the YMCA before school program I decided to return to my youth and play on the sit and spin. The boys all lined up to have great fun in spinning me, well, as things would have it, I rolled off laughing my butt off and one of the boys tripped over me falling across my chest, cracking two ribs, but all in all it was still great fun. I tried their skate boards to without much success, and now they want me to try their tennis shoes that have wheels on them, "I THINK NOT", maybe I've learned my lesson. Well the question is for today, how many others of you have done silly things to make children laugh or crazy things. I love kids so much and their smiles and laughing can not be beat by any sound on earth. No composer has ever created a sympthony that can out ring the sounds of a child laughing from their heart.  Love to you all...Janica

speed of light

If your in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Funeral

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Do you ever get the feeling I have far to much time on my hands?  hahahaha

Death

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just being murdered? 

Ducks

If a duck has one leg does that mean he swims in circles?

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