Look, if you read the name of the blog and came here expecting everything to make sense, (SLAP), what were you thinking?

If live gives you lemons, they (whoever they are) tell you to make lemonade. I extrapolated from that and decided that if life gives me ducks, I'd make duck soup.  My wisdom may not have been handed down through the centuries, but I'm sure it has shown up in a fortune cookie or two.  I'd sue the fortune cookie makers for plagiarism, but I think I ate the proof. (sigh)

Who woulda thunk that an EBAY blog would provide such stimulating therapy. Going sane has always been my greatest fear. My friends, and several complete strangers, have assured me that I have nothing to worry about. Somehow, that makes me feel better, and that worries me.

Hey! Does anyone else watch Pushing up Daisies? Ever since they took off 'Dead Like Me' for 'Fat Chick Loses Weight', I've had nothing to watch. Finally, something twisted and fun comes along. Where else, on T.V. have you ever seen a stout, black, private detective who likes to knit gun cozies? I mean come on, you gotta love that! And where else does the one-armed man get to fall in love with the one-legged girl who works at the windmill preservation ranch? Give it a try. If you like it, tell your friends, real and imaginary. I'm sure they'll all enjoy it.

If your get bored of life, the universe and rich peoples ongoing acts of incredible stupidity, then stop by Warrior Artworks and take a look around. The store isn't quite like the Mad Hatters Tea Party...yet...but I'm working on it.

Quote for the day: Beware of pidgeons whose wings are stapled on, or riveted for that matter.