Welcome to our quaint little web log (or I've been told some call it a "blog")

Well, it all started like this.

My buddy and I were sitting on his front porch a few months ago, smoking cigarettes and going through our usual banter.  It always seems to turn to who has the sicker mind.  It's an ongoing contest that never seems to have a clear winner.  It get's so bad, most people won't come near us once we get started.  For example, I'll begin by making a joke about selling my cat to the chinese restaurant for a few dollars a pound.  Not to be outdone, he'll say he popped the cherry on the Virgin Mary.  Most people don't respond to well to sick, demented and obscene humor...but then again...some people do.

Anyhow, months go by...and again we're on the porch.  Another feller stops by while we're having another one of our "discussions".  He says we should put our "ideas" on bumper stickers and make a million dollars.  Well...I told him making a million dollars was a little far fetched.  I may have also added that I liked his Mom's new tongue ring, but I digress.

So what the hell, we figured.  We'll give it a whirl.  Off to the printer's we went...again and again and again and (well you get the picture).  We finally found a printer, without scruples, who would do the printing for us.  Coincidentally, I was correct about not making a million dollars at the price this guy charges us.  Each sticker is printed on semi-permanent sticer paper (in case someone doesn't share our sense of humor) and sprayed with Minway Polycrylic to keep out the nasty rain and help with UV damage. 

After receiving some samples, we both took them to work to guage the reaction.  Turns out, we're not nearly demented enough.  There's a lot of sick f*ckers out there (and we love you all!).

So, for the time being, we've begun to post on EBay.  Hopefully, in the next couple months we'll get with the program and have a website launched.  So check out the goods and give creative feedback.  We also can arrange custom printing if you prefer something with more (or less) offensive power.

Click below to become part of the problem and thanks for three minutes of your life.

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