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Most Recent Posts Posted Jun-04-09 07:44:46 PDT Wasting time on Facebook is incredibly easy to do when you work at home like I do. So to ease the guilt, I made a couple of Facebook pages for my business to justify the time spent...
A page for Felt Fuzzies (handmade hair clips, pins, etc.): http://www.facebook.com/pages/Felt-Fuzzies/85289099428
And a page for everything else on my website (paintings, jewelry, etc.): http://www.facebook.com/pages/KarmaBox/88880465734
I'd love it if you would become fans and will gladly add your page(s) to my profile as well!
Thanks! ann
Posted Nov-18-08 10:44:00 PST  I just listed a charity auction (item 250327878283) benefiting Prevent Child Abuse, starting at $0.99! I made a couple of Olivia the Pig Felt Fuzzies hair clips (with the alligator clips) to go along with a brand new boxed set of Olivia Note Cards. 100% of this sale will go towards this fantastic cause - one of which is near and dear to my heart. Thank you so much for taking the time to look it over! Blessings, Ann Posted Sep-05-08 12:41:15 PDT  Newest hair clips added to my Halloween Felt Fuzzies category.Cheers!annPosted Jun-24-08 08:59:22 PDT Updated Jun-24-08 09:31:23 PDT  -:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:- Dear Tika,
I am a long time reader, first time writer-inner. My problem is a
serious one. I am confused by my mistress and her mixed messages. She
insists on buying chew toys shaped like flip-flops, shoes, video game
controllers, and the like. Those are mighty fun to chew but my vision
is as you might guess, limited in colors and details. I will often
times mistake her flips flops and game controllers for my chew toys.
She gets very mad at me. How can I stop chewing her things? Sincerely, Mixed-up Masticator
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Which set of flip-flops are the chew toys and which flops will get you whack on the nose?-:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:- Dear Mixed-up Masticator,
Alas, your problem is that you are not the one with the problem. Your mistress is
making a common human mistake of confusing you for a human child with
advanced retinas and reasoning abilities. My advice to you may sound
impossibly difficult at first but I know if you try hard enough, you
can accomplish it. First, drag out all of the objects in question,
regardless of whether or not you can differentiate between the chew
toys and human toys. Place them in a pile in the center of the living
room, preferably near the front door. Sort through these objects and
match up the ones that look and smell similar - game controllers with
the chew toy controllers, flips with the flops, et cetera. See to it
that each object has been significantly chewed up but make sure you
don't mix up the sorted piles as you chew through them. When
your mistress is halfway down the block from your home, settle down and
sit gingerly near the piles - paws forward, head tilted to the side,
tongue hanging out, and tail wagging. Now just to warn you, the
mistress will demonstrate some vigorous barking and growling at first.
However, once she looks at the sorted piles of masticated messes, she
will realize the stupidity of her chew-toy purchases. Soon, you will
notice those cutesy objects disappear and delicious pork-skin based
chew products appear in their place. And heaven help you if you ever
confuse a BBQ hide twist with a PSP. Clearly yours, Tika -:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:-
Tika
Waylan is a purebred Irish Terrier certified in Canine Psychology by
the AKC. Her extensive experience as both a puppy and a dog spans two
years which translates to fourteen human years, thereby giving her the omniscient
knowledge of an above average human teenager. Tika enjoys a good pig's
ear now and then as well as a vigorous romp through fresh mud on a warm
summer morning. Readers are encouraged to submit questions and
suggestions to her via tika@karmabox.com. The
views and opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily those
of Tika's owners or KarmaBox Design Company. The information presented
on this website is for personal and entertainment use only. Posted Jun-15-08 09:20:27 PDT Happy Father's Day!
I
hope that all the Dads, Step-dads, Granddads, Uncles, Big Brothers, and
other male role models out there have a wonderful Father's Day!
You
make the world go 'round for the kids in your lives. You shape their
dreams and futures in ways you'll never be able to imagine, just by
being there for them. Pat yourselves on the back - you are much appreciated!!
Love and blessings, +ann
(A Grateful Mom)
Posted Jun-02-08 10:01:43 PDT Summer vacation is not only in T-minus 1.5 days and counting... it's
also an oxymoronic term for stay-at-home & work-at-home mommies and
daddies across the country. On the plus side, I can sleep in an extra
hour and I won't have to do those awful "get ready for school" and "do
your frakkin' homework" breakdances. On the other hand... my kids will
be home
all
day
and
night.
I know I said this at the beginning of last summer break but this time I mean it... I'm ready. No really, I am ready. I was obviously never a Boy Scout but I have taken the Be Prepared motto to heart. Have a looksie:
* I have devised a balanced schedule full of fun outings, chores,
educational activities, and lots of free-play (aka
leave-me-the-hell-alone) time. It's flexible with minimal financial
strain, and full of Plan B's (with a few Plan C-Z's in my back pocket
for good measure).
* I have turned most of my various business responsibilities into
portable "kits" that I can take to the park, library, and swimming pool
so that the kids can play while I continue to make $$.
* I have stocked up on healthy snacks, treats, and easy to make meals
so that they can raid the pantry and fridge whenever their growling
tummies demand it. One meal usually turns into the next at our house.
This plan will hopefully keep me from spending my days slaving away in
the kitchen. And they get to learn self-sufficiency. On a side note,
my boys are finding it upsetting that I won't let them touch the
"summer food" until school is out...
* Toys, video games, and movies will be spread over 3 sections across
our home to cut down on the number of violent monkey fights. Fights
will be inevitable, I just want to minimize the frequency and
bloodshed. I've even put away a big chunk of the toys and games so
that they can be cycled throughout the summer... evil but necessary.
Hey, I used to do this in my old daycare - it makes their toys more
interesting and what was old becomes new again.
* I have them signed up for various church activities and day camps as
well as local community events. Let some poor teenage volunteer
wrangle them for a while... I think this plan may even help reduce the
number of teen pregnancies in our area. Doing good for the world,
that's me!
And the best thing planned this summer break which will preserve my sanity and that of my heirs?
They will be spending a month with their Dad in Austin!! w00t! It
will be just the guys, doing whatever it is that guys do. My guess is
that it will all involve weapons, horrible smells, and lots of dirt.
Vital for the growing of healthy boys.
See? I will survive this summer break. 
But to tell you the truth, I'll miss them terribly every day they are
away... It won't stop me from taking this opportunity to recharge
though!
Cheers!
+ann
P.S. The brilliant and patient teachers my monkeys had the privilege
of knowing this year will be getting some choice end-o-the-year gifts.
How they survived the year juggling 20 little carbon copies of my crazy
kids in a windowless classroom without losing their minds, I'll never
know. Thank God for educators!
Posted May-30-08 10:38:30 PDT Updated Jun-16-08 20:59:44 PDT Ever think that maybe God made the dinosaurs and
everything else in our fascinating prehistoric eras knowing that we
would need oil/coal to get us to where we are now? And that we would
never discover new resources to advance as a species if we didn't face
a limited supply of fossil fuels? And that perhaps He knew that
millions of little boys, toy manufacturers, universities,
paleontologists, and museums would need something to fill their time
and pocketbooks?
Of course I believe the earth has billions of
years on its clock and not just the 10,000 years the Bible discusses.
If you were a person back in the ancient bible days, would you be able
to fathom 4.5 billion years? Would knowing the exact details help you
satisfy your human need to believe in faith, hope, right & wrong,
or justice? Would you be able to understand it if God told you how he
"did it" and why? No, of course you wouldn't. I don't think modern
man (or his ego) can fully comprehend it all even now.
I
don't disagree with the Theory of Evolution - I think we're still
evolving as a species ourselves. However, I know that just like
religion, it's still a theory even though it's based on a string of
facts and the conclusions drawn from them. No actual seamless time
line with the exact genetic outline of how one species has evolved over
the millenia of course but the conclusions drawn from what time tables
scientists have pieced together do provide enough proof for those who
choose to believe it. You can wave a textbook around just as hard as a
pastor waves his Bible.
Perhaps I still have faith in a
higher power because that answers the "why" whereas science answers the
"how." Understanding the how helps me appreciate God even more. I
have evidence and facts in my own life to prove the Theory of God to
myself. Hey, it doesn't work for everyone but it works for me and
that's all that I need.
Although I am a Christian, I don't agree
100% with most major religions including my own on the basis that
anything man-made tends to be flawed. It took me a while to realize
that I'm allowed to bring my brain into the church with me and that I
don't have to agree with every single thing I hear. God gave us free
will and the power of rational thought for a good reason. That's the
best part - you can believe what you want to believe! It's not up to
me or your neighbor to condemn you to hell. It's not even up to God if
you want to get down to the nitty gritty. It's all on you.
I find that we as human beings have a very real need
to believe. It's like a sixth sense that we try to discredit just
because our eyes and textbooks tell us something different. Even
atheists and hardcore scientists believe in the absolute non-existence
of something. They can't prove it to a 100% certainty, but they
believe in it just as fervently as someone who believes in the
existence of a Creator. Evangelizing the existence or non-existence of
your beliefs while bashing the other schools of thought is like the pot
calling the kettle black. It's like we all have the same chips on our
shoulders, just with different bandages covering them.
Another
observation I have made is the sad irony of how religion (especially
Catholicism) tortured and shut out scientists (and anyone who might be
perceived as having a different viewpoint) in centuries past... and
once people were fed up with the oppression and society began accepting
science as valid, the scientific community (otherwise known as the
Bearded White Man's Club) turned the tables by shutting out and
dispelling religion with their own brand of vehement hatred. Granted
fewer people were tortured and killed by scientists... although the
medical and scientific testing done on Holocaust victims that modern
medicine benefits from today kind of hits both sides of this
statement. Basically no matter how much we move forward, humans are
still going to be human. And figuring out what we believe in and
judging others against our measuring stick based on our viewpoint is
part of being human.
 I
love to learn new things and draw my own conclusions. It's my right
and I exercise it daily. I figure that I will never know the absolute
truth of the how/why/when/where/and who of everything. I only have
what resources I have - my brain, heart, soul, and gut, so to speak.
So I will pick out the bits and pieces that make the most sense to me
and draw my conclusions in the hopes that it fits the me I am right
now. Then later on, I can trade out some of the other bits or layer on
new bits of info as they arrive to suit my ever-evolving, ever-growing,
child-of-God self. The foundation stays the same but my reality never
does. It just keeps getting better and more interesting as time goes
on.  For instance... I plan on seeing Expelled,
a documentary by Ben Stein on how the scientific community has been
shutting out their fellow scientists who are studying the Theory of
Intelligent Design. I
don't know whether or not I'll agree with everything in this
documentary... but isn't that the point of seeing movies or doing
anything in life for that matter? To learn something new about the
world and yourself? Who knows how my reality will be further shaped or what new opportunities will open up just by trying something different. Posted May-28-08 15:16:25 PDT We saw The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
last weekend. Yeah, yeah, the movie rocked. All I can really say
though is that for the first time in who knows how many years, George
Clooney has been trumped. And by a fictional character even. I heart
Prince Caspian… and I don’t necessarily mean the newcomer actor playing
him. Although I sure as heck hit up Google as soon as we left the
theater. I do look forward to seeing Ben Barnes play Dorian Gray as
well as the upcoming Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Yum.
What I meant was that I have developed a full-on crush on the Prince Caspian.
Prepare yourself, I’m going to have a rare girly moment here: (Like)
you know the scene where Susan was in the woods kicking ass but then
became overwhelmed by the Telmarine soldiers after sending Lucy off to
find Aslan by herself… and she falls down… and in rides Prince Caspian
all smoking hot on his black steed and hunky armor… and he bends down,
extending his hand to help her up…? THAT scene. A collective sigh rose
from all the females in the
audience. No joke. I’m sure many of the men shifted uncomfortably in
their seats while simultaneously rolling their eyes in disgust. I’ve
long ago realized that the ‘knight in shining armor’ bit was puerile
hogwash, but that scene (and all the ones leading up to and following
that scene which featured our handsome Prince)… let’s just say that my
heart went a-flutter and George fell off his pedestal with a resounding
thud.

I still can’t stare directly into the above photo for longer than a second at a time without blushing and looking away.
No matter how mature and cynical I get, this movie will remind me that
I still have a silly little girl trapped in the la-la-land section of
my brain. And that little girl wants a wall-sized poster of this photo
in her room to kiss goodnight. Perhaps some gaudy t-shirts and a
Trapper Keeper emblazoned with his beautiful likeness…
Okay, girly moment over. Posted May-28-08 15:15:50 PDT Whew. Again, I say, whew. Obviously, I have not been updating this
blog nearly as often as I’d like. I’ve been busy working on a whole
slew of custom order requests as well as filling regular and wholesale
orders. Here are a few I’d like to show off:

Ohio State University Megaphone & Football Fuzzies

Felt Fuzzi Clowns - Hair Clips

Thylacine Felt Fuzzies (Learned a lot of new stuff while researching this one!)

Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 &
2 Felt Fuzzies Hair Clips (I LOVE how these turned out. It took many
tries - I have a bin of rejected attempts… mostly because I kept trying
to make their whole bodies.)

Moose & Zee Felt Fuzzies Hair Clips
(Yup, another one I had to Google. My kids are 11 and 9 so anything
past Blue’s Clues and Dora is new to me.)
I still have a mailbox full of other requests to work on as well as
new Fuzzies I’d like to add to my ever-growing inventory. And if I
don’t get some of my new painting and handbag ideas out of my brain
soon… let’s just say things will get real messy around here. Brain
matter on walls messy. Posted Apr-30-08 16:44:10 PDT  ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ It's National
Child Abuse Prevention Month and I made this set of Sesame Street Felt
Fuzzies to sell as a charity auction. 100% of the sale will
benefit Prevent Child Abuse of Texas - a non-profit organization
dedicated to creating "families and communities where children
are free
from abuse and neglect and nurtured by a loving family." I
can put either snap clips, alligator clips, or pins on the backs of
these... mix and match - it's all up to the winning bidder!
Pssst, it's hard to tell in the picture but the Count even has a little
plastic monocle sewn in! Ha. Ha.
Ha! ^_~
Please support this amazing
charity by either bidding on or watching this item
(380022290359)! Thank
you so
much!
Blessings, Ann
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