The KARMA Blog
Most Recent Posts

Justifying all the time I waste on Facebook...

Wasting time on Facebook is incredibly easy to do when you work at home like I do.  So to ease the guilt, I made a couple of Facebook pages for my business to justify the time spent...

A page for Felt Fuzzies (handmade hair clips, pins, etc.):  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Felt-Fuzzies/85289099428

And a page for everything else on my website (paintings, jewelry, etc.):  http://www.facebook.com/pages/KarmaBox/88880465734

I'd love it if you would become fans and will gladly add your page(s) to my profile as well!

Thanks!
ann

Charity Auction! Olivia the Pig Felt Fuzzies Hair Clips and Note Cards Boxed Set


I just listed a charity auction (item 250327878283) benefiting Prevent Child Abuse, starting at $0.99!  I made a couple of Olivia the Pig Felt Fuzzies hair clips (with the alligator clips) to go along with a brand new boxed set of Olivia Note Cards.  100% of this sale will go towards this fantastic cause - one of which is near and dear to my heart.

Thank you so much for taking the time to look it over!

Blessings,
Ann

My Mummy





Newest hair clips added to my Halloween Felt Fuzzies category.

Cheers!
ann

Dear Tika...



-:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:-

Dear Tika,

    I am a long time reader, first time writer-inner.  My problem is a serious one.  I am confused by my mistress and her mixed messages.  She insists on buying chew toys shaped like flip-flops, shoes, video game controllers, and the like.  Those are mighty fun to chew but my vision is as you might guess, limited in colors and details.  I will often times mistake her flips flops and game controllers for my chew toys.  She gets very mad at me.  How can I stop chewing her things?

Sincerely,
Mixed-up Masticator
-:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:-


Which set of flip-flops are the chew toys and which flops will get you whack on the nose?

-:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:-

Dear Mixed-up Masticator,

    Alas, your problem is that you are not the one with the problem.  Your mistress is making a common human mistake of confusing you for a human child with advanced retinas and reasoning abilities.  My advice to you may sound impossibly difficult at first but I know if you try hard enough, you can accomplish it.  First, drag out all of the objects in question, regardless of whether or not you can differentiate between the chew toys and human toys.  Place them in a pile in the center of the living room, preferably near the front door.  Sort through these objects and match up the ones that look and smell similar - game controllers with the chew toy controllers, flips with the flops, et cetera.  See to it that each object has been significantly chewed up but make sure you don't mix up the sorted piles as you chew through them.

    When your mistress is halfway down the block from your home, settle down and sit gingerly near the piles - paws forward, head tilted to the side, tongue hanging out, and tail wagging.  Now just to warn you, the mistress will demonstrate some vigorous barking and growling at first.  However, once she looks at the sorted piles of masticated messes, she will realize the stupidity of her chew-toy purchases.  Soon, you will notice those cutesy objects disappear and delicious pork-skin based chew products appear in their place.  And heaven help you if you ever confuse a BBQ hide twist with a PSP.

Clearly yours,
Tika

-:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:--:-:-:-:-

Tika Waylan is a purebred Irish Terrier certified in Canine Psychology by the AKC.  Her extensive experience as both a puppy and a dog spans two years which translates to fourteen human years, thereby giving her the
omniscient
knowledge of an above average human teenager.  Tika enjoys a good pig's ear now and then as well as a vigorous romp through fresh mud on a warm summer morning.  Readers are encouraged to submit questions and suggestions to her via tika@karmabox.com. 

The views and opinions expressed in this column are not necessarily those of Tika's owners or KarmaBox Design Company.  The information presented on this website is for personal and entertainment use only.

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day!

I hope that all the Dads, Step-dads, Granddads, Uncles, Big Brothers, and other male role models out there have a wonderful Father's Day!


You make the world go 'round for the kids in your lives. You shape their dreams and futures in ways you'll never be able to imagine, just by being there for them. Pat yourselves on the back - you are much appreciated!!

Love and blessings,
+ann
(A Grateful Mom)

Ook?

Summer vacation is not only in T-minus 1.5 days and counting... it's also an oxymoronic term for stay-at-home & work-at-home mommies and daddies across the country.  On the plus side, I can sleep in an extra hour and I won't have to do those awful "get ready for school" and "do your frakkin' homework" breakdances.  On the other hand... my kids will be home

all

day

and

night.

I know I said this at the beginning of last summer break but this time I mean it... I'm ready.  No really,  I am ready.  I was obviously never a Boy Scout but I have taken the Be Prepared motto to heart.  Have a looksie:

*  I have devised a balanced schedule full of fun outings, chores, educational activities, and lots of free-play (aka leave-me-the-hell-alone) time.  It's flexible with minimal financial strain, and full of Plan B's (with a few Plan C-Z's in my back pocket for good measure).

*  I have turned most of my various business responsibilities into portable "kits" that I can take to the park, library, and swimming pool so that the kids can play while I continue to make $$.

*  I have stocked up on healthy snacks, treats, and easy to make meals so that they can raid the pantry and fridge whenever their growling tummies demand it.  One meal usually turns into the next at our house.  This plan will hopefully keep me from spending my days slaving away in the kitchen.  And they get to learn self-sufficiency.  On a side note, my boys are finding it upsetting that I won't let them touch the "summer food" until school is out...

*  Toys, video games, and movies will be spread over 3 sections across our home to cut down on the number of violent monkey fights.  Fights will be inevitable, I just want to minimize the frequency and bloodshed.  I've even put away a big chunk of the toys and games so that they can be cycled throughout the summer... evil but necessary.  Hey, I used to do this in my old daycare - it makes their toys more interesting and what was old becomes new again.

*  I have them signed up for various church activities and day camps as well as local community events.  Let some poor teenage volunteer wrangle them for a while... I think this plan may even help reduce the number of teen pregnancies in our area.  Doing good for the world, that's me! 

And the best thing planned this summer break which will preserve my sanity and that of my heirs?

They will be spending a month with their Dad in Austin!!  w00t!  It will be just the guys, doing whatever it is that guys do.  My guess is that it will all involve weapons, horrible smells, and lots of dirt.  Vital for the growing of healthy boys.

See?  I will survive this summer break.    But to tell you the truth, I'll miss them terribly every day they are away...  It won't stop me from taking this opportunity to recharge though! 

Cheers!
+ann

P.S.  The brilliant and patient teachers my monkeys had the privilege of knowing this year will be getting some choice end-o-the-year gifts.  How they survived the year juggling 20 little carbon copies of my crazy kids in a windowless classroom without losing their minds, I'll never know.  Thank God for educators!

God vs. the Dinosaurs

Ever think that maybe God made the dinosaurs and everything else in our fascinating prehistoric eras knowing that we would need oil/coal to get us to where we are now?  And that we would never discover new resources to advance as a species if we didn't face a limited supply of fossil fuels?  And that perhaps He knew that millions of little boys, toy manufacturers, universities, paleontologists, and museums would need something to fill their time and pocketbooks?

Of course I believe the earth has billions of years on its clock and not just the 10,000 years the Bible discusses.  If you were a person back in the ancient bible days, would you be able to fathom 4.5 billion years?  Would knowing the exact details help you satisfy your human need to believe in faith, hope, right & wrong, or justice?  Would you be able to understand it if God told you how he "did it" and why?  No, of course you wouldn't.  I don't think modern man (or his ego) can fully comprehend it all even now.  

I don't disagree with the Theory of Evolution - I think we're still evolving as a species ourselves.  However, I know that just like religion, it's still a theory even though it's based on a string of facts and the conclusions drawn from them.  No actual seamless time line with the exact genetic outline of how one species has evolved over the millenia of course but the conclusions drawn from what time tables scientists have pieced together do provide enough proof for those who choose to believe it.  You can wave a textbook around just as hard as a pastor waves his Bible. 

Perhaps I still have faith in a higher power because that answers the "why" whereas science answers the "how."  Understanding the how helps me appreciate God even more.  I have evidence and facts in my own life to prove the Theory of God to myself.  Hey, it doesn't work for everyone but it works for me and that's all that I need.

Although I am a Christian, I don't agree 100% with most major religions including my own on the basis that anything man-made tends to be flawed.  It took me a while to realize that I'm allowed to bring my brain into the church with me and that I don't have to agree with every single thing I hear.  God gave us free will and the power of rational thought for a good reason.  That's the best part - you can believe what you want to believe!  It's not up to me or your neighbor to condemn you to hell.  It's not even up to God if you want to get down to the nitty gritty.  It's all on you.

I find that we as human beings have a very real need to believe.  It's like a sixth sense that we try to discredit just because our eyes and textbooks tell us something different.  Even atheists and hardcore scientists believe in the absolute non-existence of something.  They can't prove it to a 100% certainty, but they believe in it just as fervently as someone who believes in the existence of a Creator.  Evangelizing the existence or non-existence of your beliefs while bashing the other schools of thought is like the pot calling the kettle black.  It's like we all have the same chips on our shoulders, just with different bandages covering them.

Another observation I have made is the sad irony of how religion (especially Catholicism) tortured and shut out scientists (and anyone who might be perceived as having a different viewpoint) in centuries past... and once people were fed up with the oppression and society began accepting science as valid, the scientific community (otherwise known as the Bearded White Man's Club) turned the tables by shutting out and dispelling religion with their own brand of vehement hatred.  Granted fewer people were tortured and killed by scientists... although the medical and scientific testing done on Holocaust victims that modern medicine benefits from today kind of hits both sides of this statement.  Basically no matter how much we move forward, humans are still going to be human.  And figuring out what we believe in and judging others against our measuring stick based on our viewpoint is part of being human.



I love to learn new things and draw my own conclusions.  It's my right and I exercise it daily.  I figure that I will never know the absolute truth of the how/why/when/where/and who of everything.  I only have what resources I have - my brain, heart, soul, and gut, so to speak.  So I will pick out the bits and pieces that make the most sense to me and draw my conclusions in the hopes that it fits the me I am right now.  Then later on, I can trade out some of the other bits or layer on new bits of info as they arrive to suit my ever-evolving, ever-growing, child-of-God self.  The foundation stays the same but my reality never does.  It just keeps getting better and more interesting as time goes on. 

For instance...  I plan on seeing Expelled, a documentary by Ben Stein on how the scientific community has been shutting out their fellow scientists who are studying the Theory of Intelligent Design.  



I don't know whether or not I'll agree with everything in this documentary... but isn't that the point of seeing movies or doing anything in life for that matter?  To learn something new about the world and yourself? 

Who knows how my reality will be further shaped or what new opportunities will open up just by trying something different.

I've got a crush on you...

We saw The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian last weekend.  Yeah, yeah, the movie rocked.  All I can really say though is that for the first time in who knows how many years, George Clooney has been trumped.  And by a fictional character even.  I heart Prince Caspian… and I don’t necessarily mean the newcomer actor playing him.  Although I sure as heck hit up Google as soon as we left the theater.  I do look forward to seeing Ben Barnes play Dorian Gray as well as the upcoming Voyage of the Dawn Treader.  Yum.

What I meant was that I have developed a full-on crush on the Prince Caspian.

Prepare yourself, I’m going to have a rare girly moment here:  (Like) you know the scene where Susan was in the woods kicking ass but then became overwhelmed by the Telmarine soldiers after sending Lucy off to find Aslan by herself… and she falls down… and in rides Prince Caspian all smoking hot on his black steed and hunky armor… and he bends down, extending his hand to help her up…? THAT scene.  A collective sigh rose from all the females in the audience.  No joke.  I’m sure many of the men shifted uncomfortably in their seats while simultaneously rolling their eyes in disgust.  I’ve long ago realized that the ‘knight in shining armor’ bit was puerile hogwash, but that scene (and all the ones leading up to and following that scene which featured our handsome Prince)… let’s just say that my heart went a-flutter and George fell off his pedestal with a resounding thud.

I still can’t stare directly into the above photo for longer than a second at a time without blushing and looking away.    No matter how mature and cynical I get, this movie will remind me that I still have a silly little girl trapped in the la-la-land section of my brain.  And that little girl wants a wall-sized poster of this photo in her room to kiss goodnight.  Perhaps some gaudy t-shirts and a Trapper Keeper emblazoned with his beautiful likeness…

Okay, girly moment over.

Custom Orders

Whew. Again, I say, whew. Obviously, I have not been updating this blog nearly as often as I’d like. I’ve been busy working on a whole slew of custom order requests as well as filling regular and wholesale orders. Here are a few I’d like to show off:

OSU

Ohio State University Megaphone & Football Fuzzies

 

Clowns

Felt Fuzzi Clowns - Hair Clips

 

Thylacine

Thylacine Felt Fuzzies (Learned a lot of new stuff while researching this one!)

 

Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 and 2

Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 & 2 Felt Fuzzies Hair Clips (I LOVE how these turned out. It took many tries - I have a bin of rejected attempts… mostly because I kept trying to make their whole bodies.)

 

Moose & Zee

Moose & Zee Felt Fuzzies Hair Clips (Yup, another one I had to Google. My kids are 11 and 9 so anything past Blue’s Clues and Dora is new to me.)

 

I still have a mailbox full of other requests to work on as well as new Fuzzies I’d like to add to my ever-growing inventory.  And if I don’t get some of my new painting and handbag ideas out of my brain soon… let’s just say things will get real messy around here.  Brain matter on walls messy.

Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away!



~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

It's National Child Abuse Prevention Month and I made this set of Sesame Street Felt Fuzzies to sell as a charity auction.  100% of the sale will benefit Prevent Child Abuse of Texas - a non-profit organization dedicated to creating "families and communities where children are free from abuse and neglect and nurtured by a loving family."  I can put either snap clips, alligator clips, or pins on the backs of these... mix and match - it's all up to the winning bidder!  Pssst, it's hard to tell in the picture but the Count even has a little plastic monocle sewn in!  Ha.  Ha.  Ha!  ^_~

Please support this amazing charity by either bidding on or watching this item (
380022290359)!  Thank you so much!

Blessings,
Ann

About eBay | Announcements | Security Center | Resolution Center | eBay Toolbar | Policies | Government Relations | Site Map | Help
Copyright © 1995-2009 eBay Inc. All Rights Reserved. Designated trademarks and brands are the property of their respective owners. Use of this Web site constitutes acceptance of the eBay User Agreement and Privacy Policy.
eBay official time