3 WOMEN IN A SAUNA

 Subject: 3 Women in a Sauna,

 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED

IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

 THE FIRST YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE

 OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. I

 HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

 A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER

 PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, THAT WAS MY

 MOBILE PHONE I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.

 THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. HOWEVER, NOT TO BE OUTDONE; SHE

DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

 SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA, WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH

 A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED

 THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER

 WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........

 WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!