Jimmy was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife
Nina was really hacked. She told him Tomorrow morning, I expect to find
a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds, AND IT
BETTER BE THERE.
The next morning Jimmy got up early and left for work. When Nina woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, Nina put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
The box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.
Funeral services for Jimmy have been scheduled for Friday
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