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Breakdown

A car breaks down along the expressway one day, so the driver eases it over onto the side of the road.
He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk, and pulls out two men in trench coats.

The men stand behind the car, open up their coats and start exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic.
This results in one of the worst pile-ups in history.

When questioned by police about why he put two deviates along the side of the road, the man replied, "I broke down and was just using my emergency flashers!"

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Price Of A Hair Cut In D.C.

Price Of A Hair Cut In D.C.
A priest went into a Washington, D.C., barbershop, got his hair cut and asked how much he owed.
"No charge, Father," the barber said. "I consider it a service to the Lord." when the barber arrived at his shop the next morning, he found a dozen small prayer booklets on the stoop along with a thank you note from the priest.
A few days later a police officer came in. "How much do I owe you?" the cop asked after his haircut.
"No charge, officer," the barber answered. "I consider it a service to my community." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts on the stoop along with a thank you note from the police officer.
A few days after that, a Senator walked in for a haircut. "How much do I owe you?" he asked afterward.
"No charge," the barber replied. "I consider it a service to my country." The next morning when he arrived at the shop, the barber found a dozen Senators waiting on the stoop.

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