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Archive - May 2007 don't get mad......Posted May-23-07 06:21:29 PDT There is only one difference between me and a madman.....I am not mad.
Salvador Dali That IS smart!Posted May-21-07 05:09:25 PDT Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity....
Anon what IS that smell???Posted May-17-07 05:27:10 PDT Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
PJ O'Rourke its relative......Posted May-16-07 06:14:17 PDT Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein ain't that smart !be a friendPosted May-15-07 05:28:42 PDT Don't forget to be a friend.......to yourself.
me Ed pulls through....Posted May-14-07 14:37:55 PDT When the river of life is against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't cry about things that might have been.....just lay on your back and float.
Ed Norton the well.....Posted May-14-07 14:31:48 PDT Sometimes when I think I have seen the bottom of the well of human stupidity, someone always does something to remind me it is truly a bottomless pit....
S. King Saintly wisdom....Posted May-14-07 07:48:30 PDT Oh Lord, help me to be pure....but not yet.
St. Augustine SUNSHINE...........Posted May-11-07 12:42:03 PDT Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves..... the wise manPosted May-11-07 11:23:05 PDT It is so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and then don't say it.
Sam Levenson my man Mark.....My Pal Al ....part 3Posted May-10-07 05:23:01 PDT "Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the Universe." Albert Einstein more laughterPosted May-09-07 09:04:55 PDT Laughter & tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterwords. Kurt Vonnegut good ole' WillPosted May-08-07 05:46:49 PDT We are all here for a spell; get all the laughs while you can. Will Rogers regarding the government and their funny way of screwing up everything they get their hands on...Posted May-07-07 14:34:26 PDT If you can do a half assed job of anything, you're a one eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. Kurt Vonnegut imagine thatPosted May-04-07 13:38:03 PDT You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in one year of conversation. Plato when pretending.....Posted May-04-07 07:44:02 PDT We are who we pretend to be, so we must be careful of what we pretend to be. Kurt Vonnegut my pal AL.....part 2Posted May-03-07 14:49:30 PDT If I had only known.....I would have become a locksmith. Albert Einstein my brainPosted May-03-07 05:48:14 PDT I don't know about your brain , but mine is really ......bossy. L. Anderson |