Muffbro's Daily Words of Wisdom, Sage Advice and Gobbledygook for 2008
Archive - May 2007

don't get mad......

There is only one difference between me and a madman.....I am not mad.

 

 

Salvador Dali

That IS smart!

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity....

 

 

Anon

what IS that smell???

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

 

PJ O'Rourke

its relative......

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

 

Albert Einstein

ain't that smart !

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

 

 

 

anon

be a friend

Don't forget to be a friend.......to yourself.

 

 

me

Ed pulls through....

When the river of life is against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't cry about things that might have been.....just lay on your back and float.

 

Ed Norton 

the well.....

Sometimes when I think I have seen the bottom of the well of human stupidity, someone always does something to remind me it is truly a bottomless pit....

 

S. King 

Saintly wisdom....

Oh Lord, help me to be pure....but not yet.  

 

  St. Augustine

SUNSHINE...........

 Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.....

James Barrie

the wise man

It is so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, and then don't say it.

 

Sam Levenson

my man Mark.....

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Mark Twain

My Pal Al ....part 3

"Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the Universe."   

Albert Einstein

more laughter

Laughter & tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterwords.

    Kurt Vonnegut

good ole' Will

We are all here for a spell; get all the laughs while you can.

Will Rogers

regarding the government and their funny way of screwing up everything they get their hands on...

If you can do a half assed job of anything, you're a one eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

Kurt Vonnegut

imagine that

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in one year of conversation.    Plato

when pretending.....

We are who we pretend to be, so we must be careful of what we pretend to be. Kurt Vonnegut

my pal AL.....part 2

If I had only known.....I would have become a locksmith.    Albert Einstein

my brain

I don't know about your brain , but mine is really ......bossy.

L. Anderson

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