Sanity is madness put to good use.

George Satayana

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and then run away...Death really hates that.

M. Frewer

At my age "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot in less than 5 minutes.

Anon

REMEMBER !  Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astair did.... but backwards...and in high heels.

Faith Whittlesley

The best way to cheer yourself, is to cheer someone else up.

Mark Twain

It's impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

Jerome K. Jerome

Never fight an inanimate object.

P.J. O'Rourke

It is important to find a woman who likes to cook

Who is John Galt?

A. Rand

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Voltaire

There is no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

George Carlin

We are all in this alone......

Lily Tomlin

I like pigs. Dogs look up at us, cats look down on us....pigs treat us a equals.

Winston Churchill

Old age is not so bad....when you stop to consider the alternatives.

Maurice Chavilier

The Ten Commandments contains 297 words, the Bill of Rights contain 463 words, and Lincolns Gettysburg Address 266 words. A recent federal directive regulating the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words.

from an article in the New York Times

Those are my principles and if you don't like them.... well, I 've got others.

Groucho Marx

Sanity calms...but madness is more interesting.

John Russell

Have a great weekend whether you want to or not...... ;- )

muff

My Karma ran over your dogma.....

unknown

Computers are useless...they can only give you answers.

Pablo Picasso