Wisdom comes with age......but sometimes age comes alone.

anon

B.A.S.E. Jumping is NOT a crime..........unless you get caught.

but not me......nope.....Not I.....  uhhh uh....no way....yep, only bad people BASE jump......thats right.

muff    hehe

Nobody realizes that some people expend enormous energy merely to be normal.

Albert Camus

TEST TEST TEST

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BLOGCAST NETWORK. THIS IS ONLY A TEST. IF THIS WAS A REAL EMERGENCY I WOULD HOPE LIKE HELL YOU WOULDN'T BE READING THIS DRIVEL.

THIS WAS ONLY A TEST

Apparently, I have offended the "Great Bloggmeister in the Machine", who is showing  displeasure by not allowing me to send my offerings to the multitude.  Perhaps a past trangression of unwise words or bad spelling has pissed him/her off.

I stoop on bended knee ( only one, as the other hurts this morning ) to appease the wise one and beseech thee to remove the curse and to stop smiting this lowly subject and to return the bytes and bits required for my blogging "jones".....a sacrifice has been made on the alter of the Dell.

HOOOOOYYYAAAAA

muff

I got the " where the hell it's gone blogger blues".....

muff

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators and congressman.

Will Rogers

"Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.......and distance should never keep the right two people apart, for life is to short to be with out the "one" who completes you".

Elizabeth Browning

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it starts raining.

Mark Twain

If  you were in a car moving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights.....what would happen?

also....why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

anon

Why is it that when you send something on a ship it is called "cargo"  but when you send something by truck its called a "shipment" ?

and.............why isn't phonetic spelled like it sounds?

anon

It is just plain bad luck the 13th falls so often on a Friday.

anon

At the age of eleven or thereabouts, women acquire a poise and an ability to handle situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in his late seventies.

PG Wodehouse

Even if you are on the right track....you will get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers

Laughter has no foreign accent....

Paul Lowney

A father is a banker provided by nature for his kids.

muff

Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.

Anon

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Lloyd Wright

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead.

Chinese proverb