 | Archive - October 2007 don't be grouchyPosted Oct-31-07 09:28:30 PDT Money frees you from doing things you dislike..... Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is very handy.
Groucho Marx hahahahahahahaPosted Oct-30-07 08:02:20 PDT Not by wrath does one kill.....but by laughter.
Nietzsche ouch... squared to the 10th power, mutiplied by infinityPosted Oct-29-07 10:47:08 PDT Just got back from the Dentist....broke a tooth yesterday. I thought after I had been shot (during an attempted robbery) and having been drug a quarter mile down the freeway at 55 mph on my back ( I had an incounter with a tornado while driving down the freeway..I lost that one) that I knew what pain was... HA ! WRONG ! A broken tooth trumps .44 Magnum through the elbow and the road rash from hell hands down. I think I want to go home now....send good vibes please while I wait for the percodan to kick in. I will find my sense of humor again tomorrow.... muff i just can't rememberPosted Oct-29-07 05:43:29 PDT Getting old doesn't make you forgetful..... having way too many stupid things to remember does. She Mae be rightPosted Oct-26-07 10:36:15 PDT When women go 'wrong'... men go right.... after them.
Mae West and in this corner.........Posted Oct-26-07 10:30:59 PDT When women kiss it always reminds me of two prizefighters shaking hands.
HL Mienken a new life ..everydayPosted Oct-26-07 08:20:35 PDT Your background and circumstances may have influenced who you are...but you are still responsible for who you become...REMEMBER: everyday you wake up is a new life.
muff don't worry ...be happy.Posted Oct-25-07 14:04:34 PDT The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything...they just make the best of everything they have.
muff I'm convinced I'm confusedPosted Oct-23-07 05:13:58 PDT If you can't convince them...confuse them.
Harry S. Truman a little basement humorPosted Oct-22-07 11:01:03 PDT I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine and gets better as he gets older....so she locked me in the cellar..... anon ME--oowwwwhokey or pokey?Posted Oct-18-07 13:53:40 PDT Just heard this on the news: The guy that wrote the song and dance "The Hokey Pokey" died last week. I guess there was some kind problem in the funeral home...it happened when they tried to put him in the casket..."they put his left leg in"...and then the trouble started. put your left arm in....Posted Oct-18-07 11:54:41 PDT What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY IS what its all about???
C. Spenser feelin lucky?Posted Oct-17-07 14:33:01 PDT The only sure thing about luck is.... that it will change.
CHUFFIE
head casePosted Oct-15-07 15:21:53 PDT Updated Oct-15-07 15:22:13 PDT "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."
Samuel Goldwyn relaxxxxxxPosted Oct-15-07 09:28:38 PDT Sanity calms...but madness is more interesting.
John Russell SILENCE !Posted Oct-12-07 06:26:38 PDT You have not converted a man just because you have silenced him.
John Viscount Morley Alien thoughtsPosted Oct-11-07 05:32:05 PDT Illegal aliens have always been a problem....ask any Indian.
Robert Orben how are YOU made?Posted Oct-11-07 05:28:26 PDT Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentime a great deal worse.
Miguel de Cervantes Tonights Weather ReportPosted Oct-08-07 06:38:55 PDT Updated Oct-08-07 06:58:57 PDT Weather forecast for tonight: dark, continued dark overnight with widely scattered light by morning.
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