Muffbro's Daily Words of Wisdom, Sage Advice and Gobbledygook for 2008
Archive - January 2008

is it in you??

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.

do you?

 Now on the other hand..........................

 

 

 

 You have different fingers.

it works!

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone.......................................

 

 

 ...but they always worked for me.

LET ME OUT !!!

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering... 'what  the hell happened'??

no parking zone

I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.

advance planning pays off

Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.

 

 

have a great weekend all..........muffalicious

GOT FILM?

Everyone Has A Photographic Memory........................

 

 

 

 Some Just Do Not Have Film.

are you a good driver??

I Drive Way Too Fast............................................

 

 To Worry About Cholesterol.

I aint skeeeerd

What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death..... Twice?

where da hell did it go???

How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?

another one of those questions......

How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges?

a good question.....

If Barbie Is So Popular....................................................................

 Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

how tight should you wear the foil???

Ok, so i was adjustin my tinfoil hat when a thought occurred.......just how tight does my foil need to fit?

Should I leave wiggle room for my ears????

 

and now on the lighter side......

A day without sunshine is like night....

I'm still standing......

 I’ve been up and down and over and out...............been a pirate...a king....a pawn....and a pauper......

And each time I find myself flat on my face, I pick myself up, dust myself off, smile ....... breath in breath out and move on....

you gotta choose

It is terrible to be alone...................................................................................................................................

and it is terrible to be in love, but one is cheaper than the other.

my dog

My dog................ can lick anyone.

the General

Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?

I'm just a rough draft............

Sure God created man before woman.............................................................................

.... but then again, you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

yo ho yoho a pirates life for me....

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good............................

God would permit us to be pirates.

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