Muffbro's Daily Words of Wisdom, Sage Advice and Gobbledygook for 2008
Archive - March 2008

did it happen?...........maybe

When I was younger, I could remember anything.....................

 

 

 

..............................................whether it happened or not.

 

and I think I already posted something like this before....but I don't remember.......

for those who do not believe in the second amendment

 

"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one." 

 

 

" ܐܡܪ ܠܗܘܢ ܡܢ ܗܫܐ ܡܢ ܕܐܝܬ ܠܗ ܟܝܤܐ

 ܢܤܒ ܘܗܟܢܐ ܐܦ ܬܪܡܠܐ ܘܡܢ ܕܠܝܬ ܠܗ ܤܝܦܐ "

 

 

 

Jesus   Luke 22:36

 

even the good lord knows that there are gonna be times that ya gotta defend yerself.......  

 

 

and remember this...the police can resond in minutes to a 911 call if you are lucky......life and death decisions can happen in seconds.....

 

Prestidigitation

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…......................

 

 

 

 

.......................................................just be an illusion.

I'd like some cheese please.

Age is something that doesn’t matter..................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

..................................................................... unless you are a cheese.

new math

When I turned two I was really anxious...........

 

 

 

 because I’d doubled my age in a year.........

 

 

................................. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

you gotta ask yerself......do you feel lucky?

The original "point and click" interface..............................................

 

 

 

 

.....................................was a Smith & Wesson revolver.

KILLER SNAIL !!!! REUTERS NEWS AGENCY 3-23-2008 11:58 PM

An Invasive giant snail has been reported in the port town of Gulfport Mississippi over the weekend. The giant snail weighs up to 25 lbs and is a carnivore.................................

 

 

 

WALK FOR YOUR LIVES !!!!!

the best

The best things in life....................

 

 

 

 

............... are not things.

killers loose !!!!!

Someone broke into my house last night............................

 

 

 

all they stole was a watch and a hammer...........................i guess they are now just killing time.......

KILL THEM ALL !!!!.BAKE EM.....BOIL EM......STEAM EM

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.........................

 

 

 

 

 

......................I'm a vegetarian because I HATE plants.

Corporate News............

 News reports are saying Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge............

 

 


...to produce reproductive organs.

Beef...its whats for dinner.......maybe.

RED MEAT IS NOT BAD FOR YOU.......................................

 

 

 

 

 

...................fuzzy GREEN meat is bad for you.

duh.........

Artificial intelligence is no match................................

 

 

 

 

................................for natural stupidity.

well......do they?

When blonde's do have more fun ...................................

 

 

 

.............................................................do they know it?

Eagle....or Weasel

Eagles may soar...................................

 

 

 

 

 

.............. but Weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

remember ...................what matters

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened.....................

... and those which do not matter.

I just can't help myself

You love.......................................

 

 

 

 

 

................. simply because you cannot help it.

CAN YOU DIG IT?

The ONLY things that matter...................

 

 

.....................................is how we live...................

 

 

.....................and how we love.............

 

..............................................and who we love.

FREE IPOD.....FREE FERRARI.....FREE HOME...FREE

Aint no such thang........................................................................ 

 

 

 

 

 

................as a free anything 'cept a lighter wallet if you fall for that lame crapola.

MORE COWBOY ADVICE

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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