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Archive - April 2008 ain't it da truth #2Posted Apr-30-08 07:18:44 PDT The future............
.......... ain’t what it used to be. I'm gettin close to 50Posted Apr-30-08 06:20:40 PDT The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest...............................
............................... You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down dreamerPosted Apr-30-08 06:03:29 PDT Be careful what you wear to bed at night................
.........you never know who you’ll meet in your dreams. VACATION ANYONE?????Posted Apr-29-08 06:03:12 PDT If you look like your passport picture.....................
........................................ you probably need the trip. I'm GamePosted Apr-29-08 05:31:02 PDT A computer once beat me at chess.................
....... but it was no match for me at kick boxing. THE TRUTH....FINALLY !!Posted Apr-28-08 07:22:37 PDT Updated Apr-28-08 07:23:22 PDT For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. The CowboyPosted Apr-28-08 06:34:58 PDT AN old cowboy was sitting at the airport and a woman sat down next to him...she asked if he was a cowboy and he thought for a moment and said; " well, I wake up and think about the horses and cows...feeding em...herding them, branding em...rounding them up....breeding them...I think about it at lunch and dinner and dream about them...so Yup..I am a cowboy. The woman said; "well I'm a lesbian...I wake up and think about woman...eat breakfast and think about woman...go to work and think about women all day...go home and eat dinner and think about women...and go to sleep dreaming about women." A few minutes later a younger man sat down next to the cowboy and asked " are you a real cowboy?"..the cowboy thoght for amoment and answered, "I used to think I was, but now I think I'm a lesbian". NO DOUBT !!!!Posted Apr-28-08 06:13:34 PDT Being a woman must be a terribly difficult task............
..........since it consists principally in dealing with men. TO ALL OF MY BLOG PALSPosted Apr-25-08 12:30:23 PDT I don't care if you lick windows, take the short bus, dance naked in the rain or occasionally pee on yourself..
THE TRUE SOURCE OF HAPPINESSPosted Apr-25-08 05:48:04 PDT To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. politics on yer mind??Posted Apr-24-08 05:23:56 PDT Updated Apr-24-08 05:24:16 PDT You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves. Abraham Lincoln The ANGRY INCHPosted Apr-23-08 05:14:55 PDT Men can read maps better than women.....................
.....................Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles. ridin the storm outPosted Apr-22-08 05:36:57 PDT Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass ................
No Foolin !!!Posted Apr-21-08 06:45:35 PDT Nothing is foolproof............................
.................... to a sufficiently talented fool. IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT GETTING OLD!!!Posted Apr-21-08 05:08:20 PDT It was reported that...................................................................
uhhhh.....it was reported........DAMMIT I forgot. LIAR LIAR ................ pants on FIRE !!!!Posted Apr-18-08 11:50:44 PDT Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to..................................
................... I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. FIRE !!!!!!!!!!!Posted Apr-17-08 05:22:04 PDT You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations......
............................ Like when they’re both on fire - they’re exactly alike. don't take it so seriousPosted Apr-16-08 08:49:41 PDT Not shred of evidence exists.......................
........................ in favor of the idea that life is serious.... life thru the eyes of a true AmericanPosted Apr-15-08 07:29:21 PDT Life is hard......................................................................
............Its even HARDER when you are stupid.
John Wayne THATS the way ya do it !!!!!Posted Apr-15-08 05:41:06 PDT "Let us live so that when we come to die........................
............................ even the undertaker will be sorry."
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