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Archive - May 2008 WTF ??Posted May-30-08 05:23:57 PDT There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
FOR THOSE SELFLESS MEN AND WOMENPosted May-27-08 07:15:37 PDT
That is honor and courage..... and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." a chicken poem for SaezPosted May-23-08 12:05:50 PDT I kinda like that blogger, who's goes by saezenmom...... .....and for a little chicken, she really is da bomb.. She likes to make your mind work ,and twists her words for fun, she sometimes writes such funny stuff, my brain it comes undone. She sometimes speaks of buttah and the magic it can bring... (I guess if you're a chicken your a little "ding a ling".) I'll end this little poem now...and its just a silly notion... but i'll bet if I could see her, she'd be POULTRY in motion...
Which makes a better pet?? A dead cat or a live cat ??Posted May-23-08 07:15:42 PDT DEAD CATS ...doesn't eat smelly cat food. ...doesn't need a messy litter box. ...doesn't shed, go into heat, or chase cats that are. ...doesn't wander off so you always know where he is. ...doesn't have to be put out at night. Or let back in at 4:32 AM. ...doesn't climb the draperies or mistake the sofa for a scratching post. ...doesn't wake you up in the morning by sitting on your head and mistaking your nose for a catnip mouse. ...doesn't bite or scratch children who pull his tail and spin him around. ...doesn't have to be rescued from a tree by the Fire Department (unless you put him up there). ...doesn't stare at you like crazy when you want to play with him. ...doesn't come when you call him. But then again, neither does a live cat.
PS FOR ALL YOU CAT LOVERS.... THIS IS FUNNY....I.E. HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR I KNOW THIS WILL PROBABLY PISS SOMEONE OFF....SO PLEASE VOICE YOUR DISPLEASURE ON SAEZENMOMS BLOG THX...MUFFY are you a couch?????Posted May-22-08 07:54:09 PDT Updated May-22-08 07:54:34 PDT Cats regard humans...............................
......................as warm blooded furniture. The Lords Prayer for EbayersPosted May-22-08 06:18:00 PDT O' LORD, I have not gotten mad at anyone, cussed anyone out, thought lustful thoughts, made bad decisions, beat my kids, gotten drunk, ate too much, I haven't been: greedy, grumpy, nasty, self indulgent, self absorbed, big headed, whiny, mean, or flamed anyone on my blog...... and I haven't charged too much on my credit card........but I'll be getting out of bed in a minute and I think I will really need your help.
THANK YOU LORD AMEN Pooper ScooperPosted May-21-08 08:29:47 PDT 'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.' Something to think about....................Posted May-19-08 05:41:36 PDT How old would you be........
................. if you didn't know how old you are??? stupid candlesPosted May-16-08 07:50:35 PDT You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Arrrrgh.......Posted May-15-08 06:22:03 PDT A pirate, history relates Was scuffling with some of his mates When he slipped on a cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates I'm Hungry.......Posted May-15-08 05:38:01 PDT I'm hungry.................................................
Anybody got any...................................... ANTS????? Mean Nursery RhymesPosted May-14-08 09:14:19 PDT Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered.........................
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry.
He ain't heavy.......Posted May-13-08 10:07:13 PDT When you’re throwin’ your weight around.......................................
.......................be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. PERKS OF BEING OVER 50Posted May-12-08 07:49:20 PDT 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size. hey you mothers!!!!!!!!Posted May-12-08 05:42:47 PDT 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." I'm COOKIN......................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Posted May-09-08 12:47:54 PDT I love cooking with wine...................................
............................. Sometimes I even put it in the food. amusing....Posted May-09-08 05:53:35 PDT Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be......
.................... amused rather than shocked got the foil on tight and ready for tonightPosted May-08-08 15:01:26 PDT have a good one all............
..............i'm off to the Ball.
anyone see any UFO's lately? A thought or threePosted May-08-08 13:59:24 PDT Updated May-08-08 14:18:34 PDT
TO REALIZE THE VALUE OF A BROTHER OR SISTER ASK SOMEONE WHO DOESN"T HAVE ONE. To realize the value of 10 years...ask a newly divorced couple...... To realizeThe value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.
Chinese Proverb #2Posted May-08-08 11:09:07 PDT Panties not best thing on earth!
.. But next to best thing on earth. |
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