 | Archive - July 2008 gbag..uhhh bagbay....uhhh byag...GABY..nope,,,uhh gbay...got it.here ya go sami....FIRE UP!!!!!!!Posted Jul-31-08 14:44:45 PDT How many men does it take to open a beer?
dindin............he KNOWS....Posted Jul-31-08 10:31:16 PDT How do you know when dinners is about to say something smart?
When he starts a sentence with " someone once OK.... I have the gloves on and I'm ready for the beatin .....Posted Jul-30-08 12:43:25 PDT Updated Jul-30-08 12:44:56 PDT How do you fix a woman's watch?
Dinners left this on my blog!!!!!!!!Posted Jul-29-08 13:40:09 PDT dinnersreadyjayc ( 1764 "Food has replaced sex in my life now I can't even get into my own pants." Jul-29-08 13:33:32 PDT Delete | Report this comment a sign of getting old................Posted Jul-29-08 13:31:47 PDT Updated Jul-29-08 13:32:22 PDT My uncle called me today....he said 'he now knows he's getting old'.....I asked him 'Why?'
....................... he said ' because when I go out to eat... they ask me for the money up front.' Now one for the men......................sorry ladiesPosted Jul-29-08 07:01:41 PDT If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door....... who do you let in first?
FOR THE LADIES...............................Posted Jul-29-08 06:43:40 PDT Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a man?
women will never............................................thank godPosted Jul-28-08 08:12:09 PDT Updated Jul-28-08 08:16:24 PDT Women will never be equal to men.......................
.............................. until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. His Majesty ObamaPosted Jul-28-08 07:08:22 PDT No Need for Election: Democrats, Europe and Media confirm Obama already President  by Sher Zieve (7/26/08) There is no doubt that the worldwide leftist media and Europeans no longer view a US presidential election as necessary. Obama is now appearing as acting president of the United States of America in joint news conferences with foreign leaders. His staff members have already attempted to claim the privilege of “White House Rules” on at least two occasions and had to be reminded that their candidate did not yet occupy the position of POTUS. But, the press and Europeans seem to already accept the fact that - even without one of those pesky US elections - Barack Obama is president. Besides, with regard to Obama an election is merely a formality.
Media members follow Obama wherever he goes, in the hopes of receiving a smile or kind word from their messiah. Even the once ‘fair and balanced’ network has recently begun every day’s broadcasts with their own ‘Obamamania’ for their presumed-almost-president. The US leftist media’s alphabet networks and cable “news’ channels laud their candidate and, now, for weeks both Fox and Friends weekday and weekend editions are incessantly covering their leader Obama - while their reporters Hemmer and Garrett compete for who can garner the best interview from their apparent savior.
Note: The press is still vehemently working to ‘splain away Obama’s gaffes and inexperience and continuing to cover up any and all evidence of Obama’s very dark side, including his call for a national “security” police force: “We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded!”
Too many of those who were vehemently opposed to the Patriot Act - shouting long and loud about the dangers that its implementation would create a national police force - are now supporting their own candidate who is openly calling for one! Does anyone else see the insanity of these two diametrically opposed positions? Does anyone see the abject danger? Apparently these same folk are unable to make the distinction and connection between the oppression and murder of millions of citizens in Stalinist Russia, Hitlerian Germany, Pol Pot’s Cambodia and other malevolent regimes who have implemented their own national police states and those individuals who openly call for them - especially if one of them is perceived as their redeemer. Has no one, save the perpetrators of atrocities, learned from history? Are people still truly that blind and dim-witted?
Note: I found the fact that most - if not all - of these oppressive regimes are from and ideologically attuned to the Left. Hmmm.
It is up to each and every one of us who still wants to know the truth and keep it available to strongly examine each and every candidate before casting our vote. Otherwise, the banging on the doors in the middle of the night may be coming to your home sooner than you think. This is neither an exaggeration nor fear-mongering. The leftists’ false messiah - perhaps soon to be coronated - has already, amongst other anti-democracy statements, said he will establish his “national security force. hey din din....... finally figured out what your handle meansPosted Jul-26-08 07:35:44 PDT ob·tuse (b-ts, -tys, b-) obtuse Adjective 1. mentally slow or emotionally insensitive adj. ob·tus·er, ob·tus·est 2. A blogger on ebay named dinnersreadyjayc a. Lacking quickness of perception or intellect. b. Characterized by a lack of intelligence or sensitivity: an obtuse remark. c. Not distinctly felt: an obtuse pain. [Middle English, from Old French, from Latin obtsus, past participle of obtundere, to blunt; see obtund.] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ob·tusely adv. ob·tuseness n. The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2003. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. MY NEW RULESPosted Jul-25-08 17:54:33 PDT If you are gonna be a turd.....go lay in the yard. anyone that messes up my name..and turn it into buffmro...or muffinblow...or bluffmo or sumthin funny or silly...I'll stamp my foot and pout. If you are gonna be mean to people.....don't be surprised when you get the same treatment...back. If you think you are smarter than everyone else....you aint thinkin. If you cannot deal with the sarcasm and needling you will get by being nasty to people whoever you are.........then click that little white X in the red box up in the right corner of your screen ....or muzzle your nastiness and be nice. any 'funny remarks' about my being funny..will be dealt with harshly.... If you comment on my blog...i'll ......i'll....probably comment back.
are you fishin....or standin on the shore????Posted Jul-25-08 17:41:06 PDT There is a fine line between fishing.....
...........and standing on the shore like an idiot. thats just perfectPosted Jul-25-08 12:29:52 PDT by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly................
......................................you can find the perfection in yourself. its NEVER TOO LATE..........................Posted Jul-23-08 06:01:21 PDT Its never too late.................
.................to become what you might have been. YA GOTTA THINK ABOUT THIS ONE......Posted Jul-22-08 08:01:08 PDT Don't worry about what people think.................................
................Most of the time....... they don't think at all. either ya got it.....or ya don't....HAVE YOU GOT IT??Posted Jul-21-08 12:38:26 PDT If you don't have a sense of humor..................
........... you probably don't have any sense at all. bubbles and barbiePosted Jul-21-08 06:16:07 PDT Updated Jul-21-08 06:16:32 PDT Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had They walk among us.......the horror...the horrorPosted Jul-18-08 12:53:28 PDT Updated Jul-18-08 12:54:03 PDT While paying for a pizza the other day I watched a man ordering a small pizza to go. The cashier asked Him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.' They Walk Among Us, and they Reproduce, and Worst of all ............ THEY VOTE Do not read this if you are a republican....Posted Jul-15-08 14:40:19 PDT Subject: July 8, 1947
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