Muffbro's Daily Words of Wisdom, Sage Advice and Gobbledygook for 2008

Do not read this if you are a republican....

Subject: July 8, 1947

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60 Years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal Agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, nine months after that mysterious event, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?


I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It did for me.

dorfsmith
I did not have sex with that sheep!
Jul-15-08 14:44:23 PDT Report this comment
muffbro
suuuuuuurrrre.........
Jul-15-08 14:44:57 PDT Report this comment

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