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| Archive - January 2007 Posted Jan-30-07 18:13:28 PST
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)
English Chinese
That's not right Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan
I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu
PASS IT ALONG. DON'T LAUGH BY YOURSELF Posted Jan-30-07 06:00:01 PST Just a little plug for my auctions -- you do the same!!
Check this out and don't forget to see what else I have !!
eBay: signed date ? Picasso ?? pencil drawing of nude women (item 200072507503 end time Feb-03-07 13:32:08 PST)
Have a great day !!! Posted Jan-27-07 19:07:42 PST ???????????????
I haven't painted since I was a teenager ---- many , many, many years ago.
I am interested and have a few minutes a day to test this out.
I purchased some canvas boards from the craft store.
I have had NO lessons and it will be with whatever paint I can find around in the craft boxes.
What subject should I paint ????
HHHMMMMMMM????
I have NO clue.
My daughter said people like flowers -- I would like to offer this painting for sale -- so what is the best thing to paint??
I am back to the 70's -- peace, love and all that ???
What's your suggestions?
Posted Jan-27-07 18:47:44 PST
A VARIETY OF COMICAL WISDOM
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train. Posted Jan-25-07 16:26:13 PST Posted Jan-25-07 07:37:57 PST I have listed a pencil drawing that has a signature -- but can't make it out -- does it look like Picasso to you ??
It was in a lot of paintings someone took off the walls of an old house they were renovating.
I listed it yesterday and it is getting some attention!
Fun !!!
eBay: signed date ? Picasso ?? pencil drawing of nude women (item 200072507503 end time Feb-03-07 13:32:08 PST) Posted Jan-24-07 14:57:27 PST What is the most valuable lesson you learned ------
after you got married ???
I learned --
Everyone is different -- no -- my husband -- cannot / will not / ain't even goin' there -- act or think like I do !!
Posted Jan-24-07 08:46:22 PST How's the weather where you are??
We got more snow today in Virginia.
Nothing bad -- melts on the road.
Have a great day!!! Posted Jan-22-07 06:07:50 PST My mom lives in Arizona for the winter.
They had snow yesterday !!
What's up with that ??? Posted Jan-19-07 10:06:25 PST Posted Jan-19-07 07:20:35 PST Updated Jan-19-07 07:21:41 PST What is your darling hubby's nick name ??
Mine depends on the situation -- but when it comes to something around the house --
"Big Chief Imagonna"
Get it ??
He always says he is gonna get this and that done -- NOT!! Posted Jan-19-07 07:02:38 PST Posted Jan-19-07 05:56:02 PST Does anyone have a specific routine for selling on Ebay ?
I try to check my mail in the morning , then I will handle any listings and do the mailing in the afternoon.
What's your routine ? Posted Jan-18-07 05:34:42 PST Anyone make their own and sell on Ebay?
Had any luck so far ??
I have someone interested in selling their own items -- a crafty person -- and she wanted to know how well that stuff sells on Ebay.
List your items here and show the world what you make !! Posted Jan-17-07 06:53:36 PST I like American Idol.
I like the funny stuff -- I do not like how mean and cruel it can get.
The hosts do not know who is being real from the ones there just to have fun.
Some of these poor people are there thinking they are superstars !!
I know it is long hours and the hosts ears are probably hurting because they want to hear good voices.
But the outcome of all this -- they can be stars if the right producer gets their hands on them -- and they get nationwide attention !!
What do you think ??
Posted Jan-16-07 07:53:11 PST Are you a collector??
I seem to be collecting dust lately -- seriously -- I like vintage items for the home.
I live in a very, very old house and I like some of the items used back then.
For instance, I have some old furniture and the old blue glass canning jars to decorate with.
Just what seems to catch my eye and will go with my old house.
I like vintage jewelry -- they don't make it like they used to!!
What do you collect ?? Posted Jan-15-07 10:08:16 PST Updated Jan-15-07 11:44:20 PST Okay -- back to business everyone !!
Who has items ending today???
List them here -- advertise -- and we can get in on good deals as well !!
Works for me!
Check this out-- only a few hours left on ---
Posted Jan-14-07 18:49:17 PST Updated Jan-15-07 11:44:41 PST
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" ************************************************** A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out," he says. She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
************************************************ There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." ********************************************* A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up! "said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" ************************************************* A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
************************************************ The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
  Posted Jan-14-07 07:22:30 PST Updated Jan-15-07 11:45:26 PST Posted Jan-13-07 11:47:57 PST Updated Jan-15-07 11:45:50 PST 
What was the best gift you have ever received on Valentines Day?
Was it expensive or was it sentimental ?
I love the small -- I am thinking of you gifts.
What about you ??

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