Cathy's Collection of Great (and not so great) Ideas!!
Archive - January 2007

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (joke)

 Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)


English                                       Chinese

That's not right                                           Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?                       Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP                                               Kum Hia Nao


Small Horse                                                Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?                               Wai Yu So Tan


I think you need a face lift                              Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here                                    Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet                          Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone                                 No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week           Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight                                        Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile                          Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive                            Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

 

PASS IT ALONG.  DON'T LAUGH BY YOURSELF

Interesting auctions --- check out the drawing !!

Just a little plug for my auctions -- you do the same!!

Check this out and don't forget to see what else I have !!

eBay: signed date ? Picasso ?? pencil drawing of nude women (item 200072507503 end time Feb-03-07 13:32:08 PST)

Have a great day !!!

Question about painting ????????

???????????????

I haven't painted since I was a teenager ---- many , many, many years ago.

I am interested and have a few minutes a day to test this out.

I purchased some canvas boards from the craft store.

I have had NO lessons and it will be with whatever paint I can find around in the craft boxes.

What subject should I paint ????

HHHMMMMMMM????

I have NO clue.

My daughter said people like flowers -- I would like to offer this painting for sale -- so what is the best thing to paint??

I am back to the 70's -- peace,  love and all that ???

What's your suggestions?

 

A VARIETY OF COMICAL WISDOM

A VARIETY OF COMICAL WISDOM

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.

Check out the Ebay video -- lots of fun !!

Check out the possible treasure !!!

I have listed a pencil drawing that has a signature -- but can't make it out -- does it look like Picasso to you ??

It was in a lot of paintings someone took off the walls of an old house they were renovating.

I listed it yesterday and it is getting some attention!

Fun !!!

 eBay: signed date ? Picasso ?? pencil drawing of nude women (item 200072507503 end time Feb-03-07 13:32:08 PST)

What is the most valuable lesson you learned ------

What is the most valuable lesson you learned ------

after you got married ???

 

I learned --

Everyone is different -- no --  my husband --  cannot / will not / ain't even goin' there --   act or   think like I do !!

 

 

 

 

 

How's the weather where you are??

How's the weather where you are??

We got more snow today in Virginia.

Nothing bad -- melts on the road.

Have a great day!!!

Can't Escape the Snow !!

My mom lives in Arizona for the winter.

They had snow yesterday !!

What's up with that ???

This is so funny --- keep it going!!

What is your darling hubby's nick name ??

What is your darling hubby's nick name ??

Mine depends on the situation -- but when it comes to something around the house --

"Big Chief Imagonna"

Get it ??

He always says he is gonna get this and that done -- NOT!!

Shabby and Chic -- Soup Tureen -- Check it out !!

Ebay Routine for selling ??

Does anyone have a specific routine for selling on Ebay ?

I try to check my mail  in the morning , then I will handle any listings and do the mailing in the afternoon.

What's your routine ?

List your handcrafted items here !!

Anyone make their own and sell on Ebay?

Had any luck so far ??

I have someone interested in selling their own items -- a crafty person -- and she wanted to know how well that stuff sells on Ebay.

List your items here and show the world what you make !!

American Idol -- Did you watch ???

I like American Idol.

I like the funny stuff -- I do not like how mean and cruel it can get.

The hosts do not know who is being real from the ones there just to have fun.

Some of these poor people are there thinking they are superstars !!

I know it is long hours and the hosts ears are probably hurting because they want to hear good voices.

But the outcome of all this -- they can be stars if the right producer gets their hands on them -- and they get nationwide attention !!

What do you think ??

 

 

Are you a collector??

Are you a collector??

I seem to be collecting dust lately -- seriously -- I like vintage items for the home.

I live in a very, very old house and I like some of the items used back then.

For instance, I have some old furniture and the old blue glass canning  jars to decorate with.

Just what seems to catch my eye and will go with my old house.

I like vintage jewelry -- they don't make it like they used to!!

What do you collect ??

Who has items ending today???

Okay -- back to business everyone !!

Who has items ending today???

List them here -- advertise -- and we can get in on  good deals as well !!

Works for me!

Check this out-- only a few hours left on ---

 

 
  

                                                                                                

Le Creuset vintage ? green cast iron pan #26 France nr

 

 

 
                                            

Le Creuset vintage ? green cast iron rectangle pan nr

 
 
 

Loredo mens cowboy western brown leather boots sz 7 D

   

More Blonde Jokes !!!


A police officer stops a blonde for   speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it  to you!" 
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why  officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out," he says. She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"

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There's this blonde out for a walk. She    comes to a river.  "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
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A Russian, an American, and a  Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"  The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up! "said the Russian. To which the    Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" 
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one    night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

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The blonde reported for her university  final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."

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A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,    "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"



Sunday Morning Fun --- Just a few jokes !!

   Increased Our Attendance
Increased Our Attendance

  Faith Boutique
Faith Boutique

  Clapping or Nonclapping
Clapping or Nonclapping

 Sections
Sections

   A Man from Ripley's
A Man from Ripley's

Best Valentines Day gift you ever got ?

What was the best gift you have ever received on Valentines Day?

Was it expensive or was it sentimental ?

I love the small -- I am thinking of you gifts.

What about you ??

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