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Most Recent Posts HELP - MySpace Friends Needed!!!Posted Aug-18-08 07:24:11 PDT I have discovered MySpace. Its a great marketing, networking, and marketing tool. I would love it if you would come visit My MySpace and make a friend request. Also put your pin on our visitors map. Hope to see you there. MySpace Name - Hound Dog Trading Company URL - www.myspace.com/hounddogtrading Please consider visiting our store. We would love for you to sign our guestbook on the MyWorld page. We will do the same for you. Leave a comment or question about MySpace. If you have a myspace leave it in your comment. CDC ALERT ON NEW VIRUSPosted Aug-17-08 22:55:45 PDT Subject: CDC
ALERT!!!!! The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. PONDERISMS - Some things to think about . . . ?!Posted Apr-19-08 13:50:03 PDT Read, laugh, and take a look at Hound Dog Trading Company
PONDERISMS - Some things to think about!
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Leave a comment on my blog and I will visit your items or store. Visit my store, go to MY WORLD, and sign the guest book, I will visit and sign your guest book. 10 More “you might be a redneck if . . . “Posted Apr-05-08 16:06:47 PDT Read, laugh, and take a look at Hound Dog Trading Company 10 More “you might be a redneck if . . . “ . . . you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”. . . . you have an Elvis Jell-O mold. . . . taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. . . . you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest. . . . you’ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch. . . . your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill. . . . your child’s first words were, “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”. . . . your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper. . . . you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.” . . . you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom. Leave a comment on my blog and I will visit your items or store. Visit my store, go to MY WORLD, and sign the guest book, I will visit and sign your guest book. Rednecks play Power Ball tooPosted Mar-31-08 18:25:52 PDT Read, laugh, and take a look at Hound Dog Trading Company Rednecks play Power Ball too A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!" Leave a comment on my blog and I will visit your items or store. Visit my store, go to MY WORLD, and sign the guest book, I will visit and sign your guest book. |
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