What Starts with F and ends with UCK?
If you get the wrong answer then you have a very dirty mind – shame
on you. If you got the right answer then you are as smart as a 3rd
grader.
READ ON . . .
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was
having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what's your
problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the
1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry
to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer
office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer
any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave she agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions
were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the
principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells
her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let
me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have
four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment:
"Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants
that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why she would
ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a
man steps in to?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with
a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth
hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard
and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and
before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do
standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an
'F' and ends in 'UCK ' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven
questions wrong......
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