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Archive - July 2008 Marriage Joke For Non PrudesPosted Jul-31-08 20:22:34 PDT A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible!' He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, 'that was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?' 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi. News Flash,"I DO Have Friends"Posted Jul-31-08 14:04:06 PDT I sent my score of my first attempt on the brain age test which was 120 and this was her wonderful reply: "Hey, Moses was still kicking and doing all sorts of good things at 120. Don't sweat the small stuff.
 ""How to make and influence friends"Remember that book any one?
To take the test to see how you measure up,the link to the test and all perinent directions are in my post link below.
Test your Brain Age:Don't Cheat NowPosted Jul-30-08 21:16:21 PDT This is interesting !!! See if your brain is as old as your body ~ or ~ (perish the thought) ~ OLDER !! Procedure of Flash Fabrica Game: 1. Touch 'start' 2. Wait for 3, 2, 1. 3. Memorize the number positions on the screen, then click the circles in order from the smallest number to the biggest. 4. At the end of game, the computer will tell you how old your brain is. Kids Are Kid RegardlessBaby Planes,A Vulgar Joke,BewarePosted Jul-30-08 18:24:56 PDT Baby Airlines
So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and Big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes Have baby planes?'
When I'm RetiredPosted Jul-30-08 16:49:49 PDT Again from the desk and computer of a UK friend.Gotta love their humor and their retirement activities
For Women Everywhere Exept For The Booger Butt BrigadePosted Jul-30-08 11:05:05 PDT Updated Jul-30-08 11:05:24 PDT 'Smile,You're on Candid Camera'Posted Jul-29-08 21:05:39 PDT Updated Jul-29-08 21:18:36 PDT Just to remind you of something that you should know anyway.So many of you think that fellow bloggers are the ones who are reporting the listings ,posts and comments.Now in some cases,that is very true but at any given time,there are a number of observers watching ,reading and taking notes in regards to what is transpiring. I pulled 1000 views in my little foray with stevie in a couple of hours,yesterday was 2500.Keep in mind that those numbers are unique visitors meaning that they are counted only once.Among those observers are company reps,paid observers to watch the proceedings and report the outcome and people who find that the blogs are entertaining to a degree.I wouldn't be surprised to hear that students and researchers are examining the process,these blogs have strange group dynamics. You never know,you might wind up on Americ Has Talent someday so smile! Stevie-poo Is A PrudeJoke Of The DayPosted Jul-29-08 19:22:49 PDT
Prude!Posted Jul-29-08 19:10:05 PDT PrudeFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaFor the American football cornerback, see Ronnie Prude.
 A prude (Old French prude)[1] is a person who is described as being overly concerned with decorum or propriety. They may be perceived as being uncomfortable with sexuality, nudity, alcohol, drug use or mischief. The name is generally considered to mean excessive modesty, and hence unflattering, and is often used as an insult. A person who is considered a prude may have reservations about nudity, participating in romantic or sexual activity, drinking alcohol or consuming other drugs, or participating in mischief. These reservations may stem from shyness or strict moral beliefs. Actions or beliefs that may cause someone to be labeled a prude include advocating or practising abstinence, advocating prohibition, advocating censorship of sexuality or nudity in media, disapproval of being nude in public, avoiding or condemning public display of affection, or exhibiting unusual levels of discomfort with sexuality, alcohol, drugs or mischief. Like modesty, one's perceived prudishness may vary according to who is present. In contrast, prude was originally a noble compliment. Throughout history, it was usually associated with wisdom, integrity, usefulness, and profit.[2] Sexually repressed or sexually repressive are other terms used to describe people who might be labeled prudes. The term Puritan is sometimes used in the same way, reflecting the stereotype image of members of the Puritan religious sect. The degree of being prude can vary among different cultural frames. In many areas of New York and New Jersey, the term "prude" has been adapted to a noun, a person who hasn't yet received their first kiss. The Inexperience of YouthPosted Jul-29-08 16:35:47 PDT Several friends and I were reminiscing over our youth and marveling at the naivete of our claims that we were in control of our world and nobody could tell us anything.We also marveled at the very fact that we survived in spite of ourselves. All younger people believe with their heart that they discovered sex and all of it's manifistations.And of coure we were all hip slick and cool taking command over our world.Never once did we realize that our universe was actually a very small place occupied by an equally few people. We laughed at the bumps and grinds that we experienced,the butting of our heads against the cement walls of life until it was bloody and gradually realizing that we were just a small part of the larger picture and what we accomplished each day enabled ,along with the myriad of others,the world to exist.To finally discover that the earth doesn't revolve around our axis was a deflating revelation to say the least. The grand thing about aging is the ability to draw upon a larger array of life experiences as each day passes,some more varied than others.But we look at the follies of youth and occassionally we see a bright star shining,realizing that the world is ok and it will continue as it has for eons.There is not one thing that I nor anybody else can do to alter that truth and so we coexist in a relatively calm truce. Read For Yourselves About The Feedback ThreatsPosted Jul-28-08 22:58:19 PDT Updated Jul-28-08 23:05:41 PDT This is a prime example of what goes on in blogland not only in the coercion and threats concerning the leaving of less than perfect feedback but also dictating to newer bloggers to whom they should speak.Of course notice who is always riding the front page and hopping on the first freight to the stock yards. What's A Hamburger Without A Pickle?My Pickled Pickle or Whose Ding-A-Ling Is Zit?Posted Jul-28-08 22:05:34 PDT It's been so long since this pickle has been pickled that the peck that Peter Piper picked has past it's peculiar peak prior to the Pelagic Period paddling past pacific penguins propelling pell-mell perfectly & powerfully. A Pickle Primer Prepared for The PeoplePosted Jul-28-08 21:55:10 PDT
Blog Psychology 101Posted Jul-28-08 20:28:38 PDT Guilt: 
http://blogs.ebay.com/observations-of-life/entry/She-Wants-Me/_W0QQidZ705487017 http://blogs.ebay.com/observations-of-life/entry/Rumblings/_W0QQentrysyncidZ705229017QQidZ705296017 http://blogs.ebay.com/observations-of-life/entry/Out-Of-Curiousity/_W0QQidZ705131017 There will be an essay test tomorrow covering the above reading assignment.I will grade on the curve.The ones with the best curves,get the best grades.Hee Haw! She Wants MePosted Jul-28-08 19:51:49 PDT She wants my pickle!No matter how old the pickle is it still makes a mighty fine sandwich. The Biggest Show On Earth and It's Not The Clyde Beatty Circus andPosted Jul-28-08 19:45:19 PDT It's Stevie-Poo,the Booger Butt acting like a Pickle Butt!LOLOLOLOL "Pickle Butts"Posted Jul-28-08 17:37:12 PDT 
Almost two years ago one of our funnier bloggers related her memory of the ends of the dill pickle with the end sticking out being labled as ,"Pickle butts"in her family.That was funny at the time and certainly is funny to me now because we coined a phrase that meant ,"Phooey","Pickle Butts". Anybody remember that besides me?There has to be at least one more that has some funny memories of the blogs. I know there are those who think they might be better labled,"Pickle penis'."Que sera sera! | ||||||||||||
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