Hello. My name is Bob McAlster and I'm new to being an eBay seller. I have a friend who sells plots of land in Scotland for £20 on his Estate in the Highlands, over and over and over again to lots of different people. I thought it might be an idea if I got in on the act, but tried to do it a little more honestly. You see, he tells would-be victims that they are buying fishing rights. He forgets to tell them that there aren't any fish in the river, though. Initially, I though it was really funny, but now I don't. He also makes out that you can call yourself a 'Laird' if you own a plot of land in Scotland, which simply isn't true.  I am selling novelty certificates without the lies and deceit.