.

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave
emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a lifesaver
or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that

you can do with it:

FIRST Subject: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find
yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there

is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network
to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number
112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND Subject:

Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote

keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own

a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home,

call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your

cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home

press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your

car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.

Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can

reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the
doors (or the trunk). Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out
and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"

THIRD Subject: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys
*3370# your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument
will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged

when you charge your cell next time.

FOURTH How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following
digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # . A 15-digit code will appear on the
screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep

it somewhere safe. When your phone gets stolen, you can phone your

service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to

block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone

will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at

least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody
does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
And Finally....

FIFTH
Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411
information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not carry a
telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation even
more of a problem. When you need to use the 411-information option,

simply dial: (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any

charge at all. Program this into your cell phone now.


This is the kind of information people don' t mind receiving, so
pass it on to your family and friends

FOLKS MOST OF THIS WORKS WITH A "WORLD"  PHONE, WILL NOT WORK WITH PRE-PAID OR FREE PHONES FROM YOUR SERVICE PROVIDER. A QUALITY PHONE WITH A MAJOR NETWORK AND YOUR GOOD TO GO! EXAMPLE...DO YOU SEE  HYUNDAI  IN NASCAR...  THERE'S YOUR SIGN....(smile)

1.  Take  boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2.  Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3.  Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the restrooms.

4.  Walk up to an employee and tell her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watched what happens.

5.  Go to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of
M&M's on layaway.

6.  Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.

7.  Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you will invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the
bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you,  Begin
to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9.  Look right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11.  Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12.  In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.

13   Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14.  When an announcement is heard over the loud speaker,
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!!"

And last, but not least ...

15.  Go into a fitting room, shut the door wait
a while, then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here !!

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little
words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".