THINGS TO DO IN WALMART

1.  Take  boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2.  Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3.  Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the restrooms.

4.  Walk up to an employee and tell her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watched what happens.

5.  Go to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of
M&M's on layaway.

6.  Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.

7.  Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you will invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the
bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you,  Begin
to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9.  Look right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department,
asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11.  Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12.  In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.

13   Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14.  When an announcement is heard over the loud speaker,
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!!"

And last, but not least ...

15.  Go into a fitting room, shut the door wait
a while, then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here !!