NY CARICATURES by Dale Gladstone New York
Archive - November 2006

Caricatures for an hour or two?

If you want me to draw caricatures at your event for less than 3 hours, I'll charge a flat fee (variable nonetheless depending on what options you choose) instead of an hourly rate. Keeping me 3 hours or more will give you a better value.

NEVER WORK ON SPEC

No one with any brains ever works on spec. I can offer a bid including confidentiality & licensing agreements, but you have to decide on my abilities based on my ample portfolio. There are billions of people who want artists like me to do work on spec. I could spend infinite lifetimes rewarding such useless requests and never get paid. Why don't you try spending your life that way? There is some reason you don't, isn't there? I am always paid a deposit before I begin any sketches. If that doesn't help you, waste no more time with me and enjoy the unreliable, litigious experience of working with hacks & losers. Mrs. Gladstone didn't raise any morons. I won't be one of the idiots who buries your desk with free ideas & sketches while you give your nephew an ice cream to steal my ideas and finish the job. What is it about my website that made you think I would?
-Dale

eMailing Dale

If you ever wish to contact me ASAP regarding business or any urgent matters, please address a short, simple eMail beginning with your phone # & name to all three addresses:


dale@dalegladstone.com,
dalegladstone@tmomail.net, dgladstone@aol.com

 

PS- And PLEASE type a subject line that leaves no room for confusion with SPAM.

NY Caricatures Testimonials for Dale Gladstone

2008
Highly recommended! Extremely competitive pricing. Arrived early, set up, was professional and polite. Drew some of the kids at the party a few times, each time with a different theme. ****
by BitterBiddle Mar 18
          
My wife hired Dale after she was unable to find anyone local for a party. His prices were on the mark and the ability to use technology with his artistic ability was a amazing. He not only did the individual drawings for the group he then proceeded to do groupings. He allows you to pick and choose which options your want so that you can customize the experience. We played a game with our 2 1/2 yr old niece at the party to see if she could tell us who all of the guests were by their caricatures drawn by Dale and she was able to identify all of them by pointing to them as we said the guest's name. I would hire him again no questions asked. *****
by D.A. from Newfield, NJ Mar 17


We engaged Dale to "spice up" a client appreciation dinner for about 15 people.We had a big drop down screen in the dining room that Dale connected his laptop to, and his caricatures became the focal point of the party. Lots of fun and laughter, Dale really did a fantastic job,and the customer thought that it was a great idea. I thought so too. (My Idea!!) Consider engaging Dale for your next party with friends or business guests in the NY area; you'll be quite happy with his service.*****
Tad, Mar 17


Dale is superb! He did my daughter's Bat Mitzvah and everyone was amazed! ***** Brendan O.  Mar 15

"Dale Gladstone came to my husband's 50th Birthday party and drew caricatures of our guests. It was really fun entertainment for both the adults and the kids as everyone could look on as Dale drew each person or couple. (We had many options from which to choose and we all were very pleased with the results) All of my guests said that they loved the idea and that is was the best party favor that they have ever had.
People who have seen the caricatures in the homes of our guests have asked them who did the drawings and commented as to how good they were and what a great idea for the 50th Birthday party.
Thank you Dale, everyone is still telling me how much fun it was and how they are still enjoying the caricatures. " *****
- Cindy from South Jersey

"Talented artist! Nice guy. Dale drew caricatures for all the guests at my 50th birthday party, and everyone enjoyed him." *****
- Mar 14, 2008 DJY, Westchester

"Dale is a great caricaturist. He is very focused on his drawings which makes it both enjoyable and comfortable to sit for. His drawings reflect the individual in just about 5 minutes. We are grateful that he agreed to be a part of our school fundraiser and donate half of his proceeds to the school. Thanks Dale and we hope to work with you again next year!" *****
- Mar 6, 2008 E Hong, NY, NY

"Great work, great prices." *****
- Mar 14, 2008 HM from Syosset, NY

"Dale was our caricaturist at our holiday party last December. Although it was a stormy night and all means of transportation was backed up, he arrived with plenty of time to set-up his sophisticated equipment, professionally dressed and ready to work. He asked each subject a question and drew that person with that subject in mind, (EG--I'm a Mets fan so my caricature has on a Mets uniform). The picture was very detailed and the end result was a colorful rendition of each guest. His depictions veer toward the flattering aspect of caricaturism so everyone was happy and flaws were not exaggerated." ****
- Mar 14, 2008 Guest99292

2007

"Our best decision ever!:
We asked Dale to use his artistic talents at a Communion Party and I must say that everyone enjoyed it very much. It kept all the kids occupied. The best was that everyone got to take something home with them from the event. I would use his service again in the future."
*****
- Jun 20, 2007 Lori from Smithtown, New York

"Notably good service experience:
Dale,
I hired the best, you. Thanks for helping us celebrate our son's Bar Mitzvah.
I will always recommend you. Thanks again."
*****
- Apr 15, 2007 Seth from Plainview, NY


"Remarkably good service experience:

Dale is a very pleasant, talented and insightful caricaturist. Guests at our event loved him! Glad we hired him! I'd do it again & have already recommended him to friends & business associates." *****
- Leslie, Armonk, NY

"The caricatures were creative & entertaining:
My Long Island guests were thrilled. Dale Gladstone was personable & therefore able to tailor the caricatures to each subject's personality. My son was thrilled with his "race car" caricature. My event on Long Island, New York was wonderful and every guest was happy to go home with a caricature keepsake." *****
- CL, Oceanside, NY

2006
"Consistent quality & professionalism:
Top quality caricatures from an artist who is sensitive to his clients' requests & exceeds their expectations. We have used Dale Gladstone for a party & three projects & are thrilled with his creativity & work. He always completes work on a timely basis." *****
- Estela, New York, NY

"Best caricatures ever!
Dale Gladstone was able to capture the little characteristics that made each person unique & showed these details through his artistic work." *****
- Tanya, Brooklyn, NY

"The best decision I ever made!
Dale did a great job at our party. Everyone wanted to get one of his caricatures. Our party was located within 10 miles of New York. We plan to have him at more party events. I would recommend him for things such as trade shows. He was professional in dealing with individuals & designed a great backdrop to go with our party's theme. I would highly recommend his services." *****
- Maria, Hackensack, NJ

"Excellent caricaturist with an uncanny ability to capture his subject's persona. Dale was hired to create caricatures at a big political celebration in Westchester, New York. People there were very happy with his work. He is an experienced, reliable professional with many years of seasoning to his credit. His artistry is really on target. I took a chance & it came out real well!" *****
- Barry, Armonk, NY

Ask Dale Gladstone...

 Dear Mr. Gladstone,
  I know you must be a very busy person. Your work is great. I especially love your caricatures. I don't know any real artists to ask advice of so I am asking you if out of the kindness of you heart you would help a stranger and answer a question for me. I am trying to find out what would a reasonable amount be to charge someone for illustrations done for a children's book they are writing? I warned this lady that from what I've read publishers hire their own illustrators but she likes my pencil and pastel drawings. I am a 47 yr. old mom of 11 who likes to draw pencil portraits for family and friends and I have no idea what to charge.

Thank you,

Lisa

Dear Lisa,
    You're right, publishers hire their own illustrators as a general rule. Does the author even have a confirmed publishing contract or are they just working on hope? The best source for pricing guidance would be the Graphic Artists Guild Handbook, also known as the Graphic Artists Guild Pricing & Ethical Guidelines. You might find it at Barnes & Noble or the Graphic Artists Guild web site. Off the top of my head I'll tell you that book illustration is usually paid for with an advance on royalties that will at least compensate you enough for your time. How much is that? It should be at least a few hundred dollars per illustration. Estimate how much time the art will take you and price it as if you depended on this occupation to support your family. You may then want to double the time estimate because your client may spend a lot of time bending your ear and asking for changes to the sketches or even finished art. Don't do changes for free if their need arises from omissions or mistakes the client makes in the original instructions. After all this estimating, Discuss your advance on royalties in terms of a total fee, not hourly charges. I know some freelancers who bill by the hour but I feel that can too easily result in an aggravated client. If you know what you're doing, you should be able to estimate what the job will cost you in time and what it's worth. If your estimates are off, it's a learning experience that should pay off next time. If the book makes a profit, you should be getting 5 or 10% of net. That & everything else should be in writing from the start. Never depend on net profit alone for compensation because some publishers, music companies, television networks and movie studios will artificially inflate the advertising expenses on their records to cheat you out of your percentage. Never do anything, even preliminary sketches, without getting paid. I always get 25% of my fee before I do sketches, the next 25% before I do finished art and the balance on delivery. Always get everything in writing with signatures. Do not sign anything that mentions "work for hire" or transfers copyright beyond "first North American printing" unless you're getting paid a fortune. Never do anything for anyone who says anything like, "I'll pay you if it sells..." or "I need to see sketches of the project before I commit any money." If they like what they've already seen of your work enough to ask you to do anything, it's time for them to pay you or they're not for real. I've been asked by countless jerks to do sketches  or even finished art on the premise I'll get paid IF the project sells. In polite terms, that's called asking someone to "work on spec." In the real world, it's called slavery. There is no end of creeps out there who would waste a million of your lifetimes while you never get anywhere. There is also no end of nice people who mean no harm but just don't realize how wrong it is to ask you to do something stupid. The research & results you already did before writing me demonstrate you're not stupid. Don't let anyone treat you as if you are. If your artwork is that nice, you might be able to sell prints on ebay. I haven't tried it yet, but it's a fairly easy, cheap, low-risk way to do something with your talent. I know someone who does watercolor as a hobby & sells prints at good prices at local art shows in PA.

Q- How did you learn to draw like this?

Since I was 5 or earlier I can remember drawing to be one of my favorite hobbies. My parents kept me well supplied with #2 pencils & letter sized paper used on only one side so I could draw on the back. I used to draw a lot of the time. Unfortunately, a box full of those old drawings spanning most of my childhood were lost in a basement flood in the '80s. In 2nd grade I had a classmate who would bring in beautiful drawings that made me obsessed with learning to draw that well. (I grew up next to a farm, so had little opportunity to get caught up in much of anything else. A lot of cartoonists grow up on farms.) So, for years I knocked myself out trying to draw like that kid in 2nd grade. All the practice, plus some talent which seems to come from my Dad's side of the family (my drawings in school always did show above average aptitude) resulted in conspicuous drawing ability a year or 2 later. I was easily one of the best artists in school. Only years later, (as I learned more about the reality of human nature) did I realize that kid in 2nd grade was a pathological liar & had traced all his drawings from Disney books. He lied about some other memorable things. I haven't seen or heard of him since the middle of grade school. I remember his name but am not mentioning it in case he would sue me for libel. By the time I realized his fraud, it was far too late. I enjoyed drawing too much & dreamed of someday making the kind of money raked in by Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy, Charlie Brown) & Jim Davis (Garfield). After a childhood spent drawing monsters, spaceships, superheroes, aliens & airplanes nearly every day & taking lots of good art classes in school, I got my Bachelor's in cartooning at the School of Visual arts in NYC and have been surviving by drawing caricatures at parties & trade shows ever since. In art school, I realized I didn't feel ready to write a great comic strip like Peanuts or Calvin & Hobbs & didn't want to try anything less in that field. I decided to try getting whatever illustration work I could find with books, magazines & advertising. It's very hard to find such work at fair prices & therefore it still accounts for only a small part of my activity. With perseverence, I hope someday to break through & make enough money with illustration so I won't need to depend on caricatures anymore. Sadly, I know a guy in NY who's much older than I want to be when I get out of the party biz, & he's still doing it.


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